The Morning Bump: Push It To The Limit
Mornings are hell. That is an indisputable fact. You’re tired and you’re hungover, but you have to get up and do stuff. So, you could use a little motivation. A little pick-me-up. A little morning bump, if you will. Well here you go, bitch. Get out there and suck today’s dick.
Push It To The Limit
Feed that money machine. Buy that tiger. Undo an unnecessarily creepy amount of buttons on your Hawaiian shirt. Hit the wheel and double the stakes. Commission a painter to do a massive portrait of you. The world is yours.
Rocky Telling You To Quit Being A Pussy
Listen to grandpa Rocky, you weak-minded simpleton.
A Little Bit Louder Now
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal. You’ve got this. .
Where the fuck have you been, Bolen?
10 years ago at 10:45 amSelling rocks.
10 years ago at 10:48 am
10 years ago at 11:11 amBolen is the intern.
Four weeks ago, Fail Friday was posted by Bolden, and then was immediately changed to posted by The Intern. Bolen then proceeded to delete comments calling him out on it.
10 years ago at 11:19 amThis is why i have trust issues
10 years ago at 11:25 amYou crazy kids with your conspiracy theories.
10 years ago at 11:28 amTOGA! TOGA!
10 years ago at 10:46 amThe morning bump having multiple meanings with the Scarface nod. Very nice.
10 years ago at 11:11 amIf you consider 11am “morning” you’re going nowhere, fast.
10 years ago at 11:57 amWell technically it is considering the “am” part.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmThere is only night and day. And the difference is night and day.
10 years ago at 12:45 pmListen, Eddie, I was fucking busy earlier. God. Get off my back.
10 years ago at 1:40 pmPost-Spieth loss blues?
10 years ago at 1:54 pmBolen, what do you consider a man-sized dip to be?
10 years ago at 2:16 pmBeing the life of the party you weren’t even invited to in the first place. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:34 pm