The Most Brutal Football Hit Of The Year, By A Woman

So, 99.99% of the time, females should not play football, let alone touch one. However, the .01% of the time when it’s acceptable is accounted for by drunken tailgating escapades, a father having a catch with his only daughter, or in the instance that a woman insists she’s playing in her lingerie, which is the case of Los Angeles Temptation’s quarterback, Ashley Salerno.

Get a load of this smack down she laid after calling her own number on a Tebow-esque goal line draw during a recent Lingerie Football League contest. This single hit is seriously harder than every single one of Manti’s career tackles combined.

Absolutely brutal.

I couldn’t help but think about the stark resemblance of that collision and M. Rob’s career-ender on Brandon Owens when Penn State played Minnesota in 2005.

Crazy similar, right?

Who knows, maybe Ashley Salerno has a future in the business. Maybe soon we’ll see her sign with the Jets.

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  1. TrickleDown

    Call me crazy but I find it so unattractive when girls are really into sports.

    13 years ago at 2:51 pm
    1. Douglas MacArthur

      I’d call someone crazy who finds it attractive when girls are really into sports.

      13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    2. Douglas MacArthur

      As in playing sports. I don’t have a problem with women being a big fan of sports.

      13 years ago at 3:16 pm
    3. Beowolf

      Soccer players are an exception. Physically fit and absolutely amazing in bed. Haven’t met one that isn’t.

      13 years ago at 1:04 am
  2. WalkerTexasRanger

    After that hit, I wonder what it would look like if she cunt punted someone.

    13 years ago at 2:58 pm
  3. Fraternity Lifestyle

    The Jets DO already have one woman playing QB for them at the moment…

    13 years ago at 3:28 pm
    1. GhostofKimball

      Actually, his name is Mark Sanchez and he is, unfortunately, still on the squad.

      13 years ago at 10:25 am
  4. RollTideTilIDie

    This sport needs more publicity. Girls in panties tackling each other is way better than a gay basketball player or “where will Tim Tebow end up next?”.

    13 years ago at 4:01 pm