The Rich Kids Of Instagram Tried Rubbing Their Lavish Spring Breaks In Our Faces
The Rich Kids of Instagram are back and are trying to rub their wealth in all of our faces again. They’ve got their fancy private jets, their expensive bottles of champagne, their yachts, and their exquisite vacation locations.
What they don’t have compared to all of the readers on this site is grit, dedication to make spring break awesome, and the ability to turn scarce resources into a fun time. Just look at some photos submitted from y’all on spring break compared to those of the Rich Kids of Instagram.
Oh, that’s cool. You spent spring break chilling by the pool sipping on expensive cocktails and champagne? Not bad, but I think the following two photos prove that we spent it better.
Topless girls and motorboating? Yeah, score one for us common folk.
Of course the Rich Kids wouldn’t back down so they showed us how they flew in style.
Hmm, it’s hard to top the private jet and helicopter life, but I think I found three guys who can certainly have those smug kids backpedaling a bit.
Shotgunning in coach versus champagne on a PJ? I think we all know who had the better spring break here.
The kids then brought out their heavy hitters: the yachts.
Where all the women at?
Counterpoint:
While they are having fun at their yacht sausage fest, we’re having a high chill:pull ratio with topless girls.
The kids hit back with some Dom Pérignon.
Just when you think the Rich Kids might not take an L, we come out and do this:
$5 champagne gets the job done just as well as your Dom.
Not going down without a fight, the Rich Kids of Instagram pulled out their final stop: the beaches of Dubai.
Looks pretty barren. For a spring break to be a success, you need a crowd. Like a big crowd.
Check your spring break privilege, Rich Kids of Instagram, because a bunch of common college students just took you behind the woodshed and beat you down..
bragging about how rich your parents are. TFM
9 years ago at 11:39 amI want to hate them, but I can’t. In their shoes, I’d be living exactly the same.
9 years ago at 11:40 amI’d do it better
9 years ago at 11:53 amOnce in the early days, a wise user gave us the philosophy that beer taste on a champagne budget was a most definite TFM.
9 years ago at 1:45 pmYeah I feel like just about everyone on here would do way cooler shit with that money and have way more fun
9 years ago at 2:43 pmThat kid’s IG handle is actually “bentleyboy.” God I hate these fucks
9 years ago at 11:46 amBentleys are fucking ugly cars. Prove me wrong.
9 years ago at 11:55 amBentley continental super sport is pretty clean
9 years ago at 1:13 pmGive me the debauchery of Gulf Shores over cabanas in Dubai every time. Every. Fucking. Time.
9 years ago at 11:47 amFuck Dubai. Anybody who isn’t a friend of the Israelis isn’t a friend of mine
9 years ago at 1:18 pmThey’re probably all hung like horses too..what assholes
9 years ago at 12:02 pmTough crowd
9 years ago at 1:18 pmActually, based on your comment, I think they are being kind….learn from this.
9 years ago at 1:38 pmYeah, sick bro, you (meaning your parents) may be rich as fuck, but in my book you’re still a fucking geed.
9 years ago at 12:20 pmSometimes I’m happy growing up middle class. Still want to adult in the 1% though
9 years ago at 12:24 pmEarning your wealth. TFM
9 years ago at 1:36 pmBlowing your inheritance so your ungrateful kids don’t turn out as shitty you. TFM
9 years ago at 4:45 pmHow many wristbands do you need to wear to be a tryhard while shotgunning Mexican beer?
9 years ago at 12:30 pmI don’t need tens of thousands of dollars and a resort location to do exactly the same thing I’d do with two forties, a shitty apartment pool and a couple soft 5s
9 years ago at 12:54 pmMoney couldn’t hurt tho could it?
9 years ago at 3:25 pmAnyone else catch that atrocity of a bracelet in the Dom and yacht photo?
9 years ago at 1:22 pm