The Speakers List For RNC 2016 Is Loaded With Talent
The speakers list for the Republican National Convention in Cleveland just dropped and it’s looking lit AF.
Let’s take a look at some of the A-Listers:
∙ Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani
∙ Ultimate Fighting Commissioner Dana White
∙ Tim Tebow, all-around #1 super guy
∙ Party regs like Newt Gingrich, Ted “Beezlebub” Cruz and Mitch “Peanut Butter Lips” McConnell
∙ Tom Barrick, billionaire Neverland Ranch and Rob Lowe-owner
Cementing his hilarious/terrifying rise to dominate the Republican party, Donald Trump went full-penny and even deep-throated his entire family into the speakers list. The lineup is half Trump! You just know he squeezed some hefty speaking fees out of the deal, too.
Of course, the list is always subject to change (in case Jesus shows up), but overall looks like a good turnout. At 15,000 media attendees, the event will have the largest dedicated press pool in history, short only to the Olympics, promising to give you a front row seat to all the action.
Stay tuned..
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You forgot to mention Tom Cotton and Marcus Luttrell, two decorated combat heroes. God damn I love this country!
10 years ago at 9:51 amI really wanted Mike Tyson to be on the list. He’s the kind of guy that knows how to go blow for blow with best of them on the big issues, he could really take the bite out of the whole Trump’s a racist thing, plus he’d be really good at lending an ear if Trump needed to vent.
10 years ago at 9:54 amI feel like no one noticed you’re allusion to the Tyson Holyfield match.
10 years ago at 11:10 amShut the fuck up.
10 years ago at 11:13 amLiterally everyone did
10 years ago at 12:00 pmTebow ’24
10 years ago at 10:02 amYeah i can see the justification for the laps. Lacin up for jesus ’24.
10 years ago at 10:51 amBring back Clint Eastwood.
10 years ago at 10:06 amMark Geist and John Tiegen too, looking forward to them shitting on Killary’s involvement in Benghazi
10 years ago at 10:14 amMaybe this is normal for conventions and I just don’t know but why the hell is like everyone in Trump’s family speaking?
10 years ago at 10:16 amLet’s be honest–this list is pretty unimpressive compared to other conventions. Additionally, many important GOP people (both living former presidents, the Bush’s among them) are skipping it. This list may look impressive at first glance but when you take the convention in its entirety it’s like a polished turd, and it’s sad.
10 years ago at 10:17 amI mean, look at some of the excuses prominent GOPers are saying for why they aren’t attending. Sen Jeff Flake of Arizona: “I have to mow my lawn.” 16/54 senators aren’t going, including McCain and the last nominee Romney. Incredibly sad how torn apart the GOP is.
10 years ago at 10:22 amJeff Flake, staying true to his name. “I have to mow my lawn.” TFTC.
10 years ago at 11:23 amMany prominent Republicans are obviously unhappy with Trump being the nominee. For the sake of the election, and party loyalty, they’re keeping a low profile for now. My prediction is that when Trump gets blown out by Hillary this November (sorry, folks), the GOP is going to rain all mighty hell down in this orange piece of shit for destroying the Party of Lincoln and Reagan.
10 years ago at 11:56 amI hope you’re right. I worry that the blowout loss and the party being as torn apart as it currently is could destroy the GOP as we currently know it.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmWe can look at it that way, or see it as an opportunity for the GOP to reinvent itself into a party more in touch with reality today. The flaws are real, but so is the chance to confront and fix them. Even the strongest hit tough times, and great things are built from adversity.
10 years ago at 1:20 pmTake multiple laps Canada, no one invited you here. Anyway, trump is change. Trump is reform. Trump is bettering the GOP (a close to dead party until he revived it). All these old Republican men on Capitol Hill are so out of touch with reality. Trump is one of the few who actually understands what the people want and how to help them. Trump is the best thing to happen to this sad party since Reagan.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmI’m not sure anyone who actively praises Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Xi Jinping (Communist China), and Saddam Hussein can be characterized as “the best thing to happen” to the Republican Party.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmThere’s a difference between praising and endorsing/supporting. For example, I think it’s ok and intelligent to admit hitler was a smart man, a very strong leader. Because he was. However, I totally disagree with him and what he did and it would be disgusting for anyone do to so… But that still doesn’t change the fact he was an intelligent strong leader.
10 years ago at 11:10 amAlso, what is Trump planning to do to fix the country again? If your only response is “Build the wall” and “Make things better,” without any actual knowledge of anything else to back it up, then you are the typical Trump supporter. Too caught up in his charisma and simplistic rhetoric that you don’t bother to look at what he’s actually doing. That’s a disaster waiting to happen.
10 years ago at 1:12 pmAll the GOP folk on Capitol Hill are also against trump bc he’s antiestablishment and anti political elite… Which is exactly what they are
10 years ago at 12:26 pmWe don’t know what Trump is. He’s only been around on the political scene for about a year and much of what he’s said he’s contradicted shortly thereafter. I know for a fact he’s said things against free market, freedom of press, and has policies such as the wall that no one can claim is a sound, fiscally conservative policy. On top of that, he’s pissed off or offended just about everyone on his way through, including things such as criticizing POWs for being captured. I have no idea how anyone who is actually paying attention to things realistically think what Trump is doing is “fixing” or “reviving” anything. The GOP, objectively, is in much worse shape than they were when Trump arrived.
10 years ago at 12:44 pmThe GOP pre-Trump was undergoing creative destruction and modernizing to meet the needs of the younger, better educated, more diverse population. Post-Trump, they’ve pivoted away from securing any of those votes, and in doing so have abandoned ANY claim to limited gov’t. I’m a Republican no more as of this week when my party refused to even acknowledge that gays are being killed by Isis. Fucking Isis.
10 years ago at 2:27 pmThe fact that tens of millions believe that Hillary would make a good president truly freaks me out.
10 years ago at 10:31 amI’m not sure anyone really believes that. I think that people think she would do better than Trump, but that’s it. Dunno, but I don’t hear many people talking about how excited they are to vote for her, mainly that they just can’t vote for the Donald
10 years ago at 10:55 amIt’s fucked up, but I’d rather have the devil we know for 4 years than the one we don’t
10 years ago at 11:35 amHillary is establishment and sucks. Trump is anti-establishment and sucks. If trump becomes president he might dissuade people from voting against the establishment again.
10 years ago at 2:22 pmI’m just hoping Dana White gets in a shouting match with tebow, puts him in a leg lock, and then Jesus appears to break it up. That’d be chill
10 years ago at 10:53 amIt’s always Tebow Time when you’re a Republican!
10 years ago at 11:16 am