The “Tiny Hands” PAC Is A Real Thing And It Just Released This Anti-Trump Ad

The lines between parody and politics have become so blurred that bad SNL sketches are becoming legitimate political advertisements against presidential nominee and 70-year-old chicken nugget Donald Trump.

The Americans Against Insecure Billionaires With Tiny Hands PAC is a real political action committee that accepts donations on its website. It calls on Donald Trump to release official measurements on his tiny hands. Politics.

Here is the ad, which has been airing around Washington D.C., apparently:

The 28-year-old Portland man behind the advertisement explained why he made it to KATU:

A Portland man who created the “Trump Has Tiny Hands” PAC has released a new ad calling for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to “Release The Measurements.”

Harry Kraemer, 28, started the PAC earlier this year but he was forced to change the name to “Americans Against Insecure Billionaires With Tiny Hands.”

Kraemer has told KATU the money raised by the PAC was going to be used to make advertisements online and on air “to ensure the maximum number of Americans know about Mr. Trump’s tiny little baby hands,” Kraemer explained.

As of yesterday, the PAC has raised close to $2,000. I’m sure that number will grow, just like Colbert’s SuperPAC did in 2012 when he ran for president of South Carolina. Man, It’s a shame The Colbert Report and The Daily Show With Jon Stewart aren’t around for this election to satirize the absurdity. John Oliver is fine, but nothing will ever live up to that gold standard ever again.

How will the Trump campaign respond? Could this kind of bad press derail the chances of America’s first deflated basketball as president? I’m excited to see what more comes of this.

[via KATU]

  1. InternStanLee

    I wish the lines of your article had been blurred so I wouldn’t have to subject myself to your shit writing.

    8 years ago at 11:09 am
  2. Rub_N_Tug_Ranch

    Chalk this up as another not funny Steve Holt article, that has nothing to do with fraternity life. What a fucking ass clown. #blackballsteveholt2016

    8 years ago at 11:12 am
  3. Are You Kidding Me

    Trump should save a child and give Dorn a handjob. If Dorn shuts his eyes it will feel the same as his normal sex life.

    8 years ago at 11:14 am
  4. East Coast

    Hey, so I’m looking for a new job. Not super picky, but my only requirements are that I can work from home and make somewhere in the ballpark of $90-$100/hour. If anyone has family references, or even a URL to share, I’d really appreciate it

    8 years ago at 11:16 am
  5. GodHatesFigs

    If they actually raised a good amount of money, I’d be convinced that Hill-Dawg was behind this. But since they’ve only raises $2k, I know it’s about 1000 Bernie fans making minimum wage pooling their resources. Give me Trump or Gary Johnson over Hillary anyday. That succubus needs to be sent back to Hell where she came from.

    8 years ago at 11:33 am
  6. Doctor Franzia

    He should try those giant fake hands Charlie’s Uncle Jack used on Sunny.

    8 years ago at 3:25 pm