The Top 25 “Frattiest” College Campuses In America, According To Random People Who Don’t Know Anything

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Ah, I love when clueless people try to rank things. Even if they are dead wrong, at least these laughable lists give us something to chuckle about while we shake our heads in confusion.

So here we go: according to Chron.com, “StartsClass, a higher education research site, used surveys to determine the percentage of male students involved in social fraternities” and thus, the below list was developed. And while “892 schools completed the survey” and “The site then narrowed the list to schools with at least 5,000 students,” there’s no particulars on the methodology used to develop this half-ass list, aside from “percentage of male students in fraternities.”

That being said…here you go:

25. Washington University in St. Louis – Saint Louis, Missouri
Percentage of male students in fraternities: 25 percent
Number of fraternities: 10
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 9

24. University of Oklahoma-Norman Campus – Norman, Oklahoma
Percent of male students in fraternities: 26 percent
Number of fraternities: 29
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 17

23. The University of Alabama – Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Percent of male students in fraternities: 26 percent
Number of fraternities: 38
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 29

22. Cornell University – Ithaca, New York
Percent of male students in fraternities: 27 percent
Number of fraternities: 42
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 34

21. College of William and Mary – Williamsburg, Virginia
Percent of male students in fraternities: 27 percent
Number of fraternities: 17
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 12

20. Emory University – Atlanta, Georgia
Percent of male students in fraternities: 28 percent
Number of fraternities: 17
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 11

19. Chapman University – Orange, California
Percent of male students in fraternities: 28 percent
Number of fraternities: 9
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 0

18. Creighton University – Omaha, Nebraska
Percent of male students in fraternities: 28 percent
Number of fraternities: 5
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 0

17. Northwestern University – Evanston, Illinois
Percent of male students in fraternities: 29 percent
Number of fraternities: 23
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 17

16. Duke University – Durham, North Carolina
Percent of male students in fraternities: 29 percent
Number of fraternities: 15
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 0

15. Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute – Troy, New York
Percent of male students in fraternities: 30 percent
Number of fraternities: 29
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 25

14. University of Pennsylvania – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Percent of male students in fraternities: 30 percent
Number of fraternities: 32
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 26

13. Worcester Polytechnic Institute – Worcester, Massachusetts
Percent of male students in fraternities: 30 percent
Number of fraternities: 13
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 13

12. Tulane University of Louisiana – New Orleans, Louisiana
Percent of male students in fraternities: 31 percent
Number of fraternities: 12
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 9

The list is SO scientific, there’s no number 11!

10. Vanderbilt University – Nashville, Tennessee
Percent of male students in fraternities: 32 percent
Number of fraternities: 17
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: Did not report

9. University of Mississippi – University, Mississippi
Percent of male students in fraternities: 33 percent
Number of fraternities: 16
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 16

8. Southern Methodist University – Dallas, Texas
Percent of male students in fraternities: 33 percent
Number of fraternities: 13
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 10

7. Case Western Reserve University – Cleveland, Ohio
Percent of male students in fraternities: 34 percent
Number of fraternities: 17
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 14

6. Wake Forest University – Winston Salem, North Carolina
Percent of male students in fraternities: 39 percent
Number of fraternities: 14
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 0

5. Lehigh University – Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Percent of male students in fraternities: 40 percent
Number of fraternities: 20
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 17

4. Texas Christian University – Fort Worth, Texas
Percent of male students in fraternities: 41 percent
Number of fraternities: 20
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 10

3. Massachusetts Institute of Technology – Cambridge, Massachusetts
Percent of male students in fraternities: 39 percent
Number of fraternities: 27
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 26

2. Harding University – Searcy, Arkansas
Percent of male students in fraternities: 50 percent
Number of fraternities: 14
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 0

1. Dartmouth College – Hanover, New Hampshire
Percent of male students in fraternities: 61 percent
Number of fraternities: 15
Number of fraternities with chapter houses: 15

BRB, googling “Harding University.”

[via Chron]

    1. Blackout919

      Fun fact, they played in the Sun Bowl once upon a time. Bill Belichick’s dad score the first touchdown in that game. No idea why I ever knew that, but ya.

      10 years ago at 4:51 pm
  1. somedude69

    I just made an account for the sole purpose of saying how fucking horrible it is that Chapman University is on this list. I found myself in Orange, CA visiting a lady friend and I saw a dude in letters practicing his tight rope walking in the main quad. Fuck you and your houseless campus.

    10 years ago at 7:14 pm
  2. John Paul Jones

    Recruiting chairs at Harding: “Why yes, we are frattier than Ole Miss.”

    10 years ago at 7:40 pm
    1. Peter Griffin

      They don’t even have fraternities. They have groups with Greek letters that the university refers to as “social clubs.”

      10 years ago at 8:04 pm
  3. Frock_Lesnar

    That punter fuck from Dartmouth must have made this list to validate himself after we tore him apart. This is even more lame than the fake second account he created to try and convince us he doesn’t suck

    10 years ago at 8:27 pm
  4. RPB

    Below is a list of the “social clubs” at Harding University. Insult at your own will.

    Alpha Tau Epsilon
    Beta Omega Chi
    Chi Sigma Alpha
    Chi Kappa Rho
    Chi Omega Pi
    Delta Chi Delta
    Delta Gamma Rho
    Delta Nu
    Gamma Sigma Phi
    GATA
    Iota Chi
    Ju Go Ju
    King’s Men
    Knights
    Ko Jo Kai
    Kyodai
    Lambda Chi Theta
    OEGE
    Omega Lambda Chi
    Omega Phi
    Phi Kappa Delta
    Pi Theta Phi
    Regina
    Shantih
    Sigma Nu Epsilon
    Sigma Phi Mu
    Sub T-16
    Titans
    TNT
    Zeta Pi Zeta
    Zeta Rho

    “Sub T-16” #Frat

    10 years ago at 8:56 pm
    1. thadcastle2

      I think Regina is just a name of a girl that so many guys have taken down they just decided to call her a social club

      10 years ago at 9:36 am
  5. JakegotCake

    I live in Arkansas and Harding university is a total shit show you have a dress code at school it’s in a dry county (that means you can’t buy any alcohol whatsoever, fucking stupid) also if you live on campus curfew is at 11 so no late night party’s on any night (also lol to the 0 fraternity houses)

    10 years ago at 11:44 am