The Ultimate Spring Break Drinking Game

Alex Buscemi9 years ago

Take A Drink When…

• “Spring break!” is shouted out loud.
• Someone hits the dab.
• You see a hairy dude wearing a one-piece “Borat” man thong.
• Exposed boobies. Take an additional gulp per centimeter of the diameter of the areolas.
• A white person with dreads and a backpack appears.
• You see a flag with your school’s mascot/logo.
• A guido shoves someone and tells his boys to “Hold me back, bruh!”
• You see a girl wearing a flat-bill hat that says “SQUAD.”
• A rando tries to sell you a t-shirt with a stupid-ass logo like “Drunkmillionare” (one word).
• You see a fat man belly flop.
• Hard drugs are consumed in public.
• You see a chunky girl with a pack of smokes tucked into her bikini strap.
• You see a girl with a shoulder tat of birds flying.
• Someone takes a body shot.
• Two girls make out.
• A shot is consumed via boat shoe.
• You see a fanny pack with the word “PARTY.”
• Shutter shades.
• Twerking.
• Dude hands you a flyer for his DJ set later that night.
• People start dancing on an elevated surface.
• You spot a nipple ring.

Chug When…

• People dancing on aforementioned elevated surface fall.
• You spot a nipple ring (on a dude).
• Exposed vagina.
• A girl swears she doesn’t usually do this.
• Your crew’s Creepy Greg asks a girl if she wants to earn some more beads.
• Your crew’s Mongo says, “Where the titties at!?” (Note: don’t let either Creepy Greg or Mongo play the game).
• You catch a glimpse of an OTPHJ or fingering on the dance floor.
• A guy shows off his ass tat of a cartoon character (bonus chug if he shows his package).
• Someone voms in the pool.
• A local asks if you want some of that “white girl.”
• Someone drops the hypothetical “I’m never letting my daughter go on spring break.”
• The bartender gets pissed and tells people to “back the fuck up.”
• Creepy non-student asks a girl if she wants to grab a drink at his place nearby.
• Hot girl makes it clear that she wants nothing to do with anyone else.
• Two (or more) people walk into the port-a-potty together.

Finish Your Drink When…

• Two people don’t even bother to walk into the port-a-potty together.
• The cops come..