My parent's named me "Houston" because they thought it would be a good name for the future governor of Texas. Plus, it was my mother's maiden name. TFM.

  1. G Bro P

    … Or maybe they thought it would be funny to say, “Houston, we have a problem!!”

    14 years ago at 8:45 pm
  2. Fratastrophe

    My parent’s also named me Houston, I plan on being the governor of Texas, I’m in a fraternity and my mother’s maiden name begins with an H. I’m just fucking creeped out right now.

    14 years ago at 9:38 pm
  3. Boomer!

    My last name is Houston, I’d make a killer sandwich for the future governor of Texas.

    14 years ago at 8:12 pm
    1. Shooter McFrattin

      I’d take you up on that if you weren’t from Oklahoma, and also the fact that we could possibly be related is a turnoff (i know that’s not a big deal where you go to school, but down here it is).

      14 years ago at 8:43 pm