My parent's named me "Houston" because they thought it would be a good name for the future governor of Texas. Plus, it was my mother's maiden name. TFM.
My parent’s also named me Houston, I plan on being the governor of Texas, I’m in a fraternity and my mother’s maiden name begins with an H. I’m just fucking creeped out right now.
I’d take you up on that if you weren’t from Oklahoma, and also the fact that we could possibly be related is a turnoff (i know that’s not a big deal where you go to school, but down here it is).
… Or maybe they thought it would be funny to say, “Houston, we have a problem!!”
14 years ago at 8:45 pmaye
14 years ago at 11:59 amtoo good
14 years ago at 12:56 pmMy parent’s also named me Houston, I plan on being the governor of Texas, I’m in a fraternity and my mother’s maiden name begins with an H. I’m just fucking creeped out right now.
14 years ago at 9:38 pmLol somebody stole your identity.
Probably someone in your fraternity.
14 years ago at 10:52 pmYeah, how’s that for brotherhood. Haha
14 years ago at 11:27 pmneither of you will be the governor of texas
14 years ago at 1:22 amBashing on others for nothing = NF
14 years ago at 9:28 amMy last name is Houston, I’d make a killer sandwich for the future governor of Texas.
14 years ago at 8:12 pmI’d take you up on that if you weren’t from Oklahoma, and also the fact that we could possibly be related is a turnoff (i know that’s not a big deal where you go to school, but down here it is).
14 years ago at 8:43 pm