The Viral Bottle Flip Kid Is Selling Signed Replica Water Bottle For $15,000

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How about this savvy mofo cashing in when his stock is at an all-time high? It’s been like 10 seconds since the entire internet publicly sucked him off for a calculated, year-in-the-making bottle flip at his high school’s talent show and he’s already paid for his freshman year of college.

I called it from the start. This rat was never in the bottle flipping game for the love of the sport. Homeboy just wanted to make a quick buck with a setup stunt meant to go viral.

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As a bottle flipping purist, I hate this kid. But God dammit, do I respect his snake it ’til you make it hustle. Not even the actual game used bottle or “replica” as the Ebay description says. Kid uses nothing but Deer Park. Just picked up an empty Kirkland off the streets, signed his name in sharpie, and made an easy $15,000. What a country.

Image via Ebay

  1. 144agemo

    This fuck stick makes me wanna put another hole in the living room wall. But im already at my weekly quota.

    8 years ago at 3:57 pm
    1. 144agemo

      And by kid, I mean Dan Regester. And by living room wall, I mean his mother’s uterus for birthing such sad excuse for a satirical writers.

      8 years ago at 4:04 pm
    2. AnimalMother

      The kid may be a fuckhead but whoever buys this is one of the biggest retards ever.

      8 years ago at 4:04 pm
  2. J.W. Dundee

    Whoever pays $15,000 for that water bottle is the kind of person who grows up rich but will die incredibly poor. NF.

    8 years ago at 4:07 pm
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      Flip side of that coin – capitalism and embellishing your mediocre talent – are both TFMs. Alongside the points of ‘fuck everyone involved’ and ‘this is goddamn stupid,’ I think it all levels out and we can stop posting articles about it.

      8 years ago at 8:48 am
  3. Karl Karlson

    This kid flips a water bottle and becomes famous. I take an impressive dump in front of a security camera and get put on probation.

    8 years ago at 4:12 pm
    1. Broties n Boatshoes

      Holy shit kid you totally roasted TFM. Don’t know how they’ll recover from this.

      8 years ago at 5:05 pm