The Viral Bottle Flip Kid Is Selling Signed Replica Water Bottle For $15,000
How about this savvy mofo cashing in when his stock is at an all-time high? It’s been like 10 seconds since the entire internet publicly sucked him off for a calculated, year-in-the-making bottle flip at his high school’s talent show and he’s already paid for his freshman year of college.
@Mike_Senatore FLIPPED A WATER BOTTLE FOR OUR TALENT SHOW AND ITS THE MOST LIT THING IVER EVER EXPERIENCED pic.twitter.com/2G0GTiy2O4
— Wes (@WesleyManning6) May 24, 2016
I called it from the start. This rat was never in the bottle flipping game for the love of the sport. Homeboy just wanted to make a quick buck with a setup stunt meant to go viral.
As a bottle flipping purist, I hate this kid. But God dammit, do I respect his snake it ’til you make it hustle. Not even the actual game used bottle or “replica” as the Ebay description says. Kid uses nothing but Deer Park. Just picked up an empty Kirkland off the streets, signed his name in sharpie, and made an easy $15,000. What a country. .
Image via Ebay
This fuck stick makes me wanna put another hole in the living room wall. But im already at my weekly quota.
8 years ago at 3:57 pmAnd by kid, I mean Dan Regester. And by living room wall, I mean his mother’s uterus for birthing such sad excuse for a satirical writers.
8 years ago at 4:04 pmThe kid may be a fuckhead but whoever buys this is one of the biggest retards ever.
8 years ago at 4:04 pmWalllivesmatter
8 years ago at 3:56 amKirkland. NF
8 years ago at 4:06 pmtend to disagree, Kirkland light is FAF
8 years ago at 5:07 pmdrinking kirkland light is an embarrassment to your house
8 years ago at 6:28 pmYour an embarrassment to your parents
8 years ago at 11:38 pmWhoever pays $15,000 for that water bottle is the kind of person who grows up rich but will die incredibly poor. NF.
8 years ago at 4:07 pmTJohnnyManzielM
8 years ago at 7:23 pmFlip side of that coin – capitalism and embellishing your mediocre talent – are both TFMs. Alongside the points of ‘fuck everyone involved’ and ‘this is goddamn stupid,’ I think it all levels out and we can stop posting articles about it.
8 years ago at 8:48 amThis kid flips a water bottle and becomes famous. I take an impressive dump in front of a security camera and get put on probation.
8 years ago at 4:12 pmIt’s cause you’re black. Sorry buddy
8 years ago at 9:34 pmI can’t believe it actually sold for 15k
8 years ago at 1:59 amTFM is the Bottle Flip Kid of the Internet.
8 years ago at 4:24 pmHoly shit kid you totally roasted TFM. Don’t know how they’ll recover from this.
8 years ago at 5:05 pmBroties n Broatshoes
8 years ago at 5:16 pmFuck everyone involved with this
8 years ago at 4:43 pmWhy arent you at the writers combine pus
8 years ago at 4:44 pmWearing cargos but for sure swimming in puss
8 years ago at 5:10 pmHe’s wearing cargos.
8 years ago at 5:24 pmI’d be more impressed with paint drying.
8 years ago at 5:54 pm