The Viral Bottle Flip Kid Is Selling Signed Replica Water Bottle For $15,000

Dan Regester9 years ago

How about this savvy mofo cashing in when his stock is at an all-time high? It’s been like 10 seconds since the entire internet publicly sucked him off for a calculated, year-in-the-making bottle flip at his high school’s talent show and he’s already paid for his freshman year of college.

I called it from the start. This rat was never in the bottle flipping game for the love of the sport. Homeboy just wanted to make a quick buck with a setup stunt meant to go viral.

As a bottle flipping purist, I hate this kid. But God dammit, do I respect his snake it ’til you make it hustle. Not even the actual game used bottle or “replica” as the Ebay description says. Kid uses nothing but Deer Park. Just picked up an empty Kirkland off the streets, signed his name in sharpie, and made an easy $15,000. What a country. .

Image via Ebay