The Whole World Is About To Fall In Love With Paige Renee, This Smokeshow Golfer From SDSU
There I was going about my business, punching the clock, continuing with the whole 9-to-5, blue collar, simple existence I have going here in the great state of Texas, when I was blindsided, stopped dead in my tracks, and flattened by this little beauty out of San Diego State. I just never saw her coming.
Spending the better part of the last year passing judgement on girls and whether or not they were up to par for both Instagram Babe Of The Day and the @TFMgirls Instagram account can really take its toll on a man. The young ladies, all wonderful in their own right, sadly started to blend together, and I’ve become a jaded, broken shell of a man as a result. The last few months especially, have been dark, dark times. When staring at ass and titties on a daily basis becomes a burden, what else does a guy really have to live for? I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. So yeah, your boy was having a rough go at it, mentally. That was until this little biscuit walked into my life.
Her icy blue eyes cut through my rough exterior deep into the core of my very being. At least I think they’re blue. I can never really tell with all these filters nowadays. She has a body that just won’t quit, and that golf swing is damn near perfect.
That wiggle before the swing gets me every time.
Usually, I would go about this in a more professional manner, fire out a “thanks for the pic” DM back at her and go about my business, but I can’t bite my tongue on this one. I’m straight up in love with this girl.
Paige, when you’re ready to hit the LPGA, let’s settle down somewhere in the valley in a gated private country club community, raise two kids so we can fill out our morning tee time during the offseason, and enjoy all that the #BurbLife has to offer.
Here’s a taste of what would be in store for you for the next sixty or so years.
Dogleg right, bombed it over the trees right where I wanted. We would make a hell of a scramble team..
Image via Instagram
Fingers crossed she’s okay with fore inches.
9 years ago at 4:27 pmWhat a stroke.
9 years ago at 4:27 pmOn a serious note though, that chick is straight fire.
9 years ago at 2:41 amDan, your swing gave me AIDS.
9 years ago at 4:28 pmDan, you have one of the worst swings I’ve ever seen. No tempo, so far over the top and a horrible take away. Take up tennis or bocce ball.
9 years ago at 4:53 pmIf you shoot in the 80s, I will play you for money.
9 years ago at 5:17 pmHey Dan, let’s make it $40,000. At Bushwood.
9 years ago at 5:59 pmGambling is illegal at Bushwood sir
9 years ago at 11:02 pmAnd besides… I never slice
9 years ago at 10:21 amYou swing worse than Justin Beiber.
9 years ago at 6:54 pmI’ll play you for the naming rights of our unborn children ( I win you name it after me etc) and $5000.
9 years ago at 8:58 pm$100 a hole. I’ll beat your ass.
9 years ago at 9:13 pmYour mom offered me the same price
9 years ago at 4:21 pmHow is that your profile picture? This isn’t a dating site. Update that shit and show off the 50 or so pounds you’ve put on.
9 years ago at 9:03 amYou filmed your slice for the world to see. It just happened to be a dog leg right.
9 years ago at 5:36 pmIt’s not a fucking club you use to kill baby seals. Take a lesson at a real course, holy shit.
9 years ago at 3:41 pmThe golf course he’s playing at gave me AIDS
9 years ago at 5:07 pmI don’t know what concerns me more. The swing, or all the little boys who will grow up with aids now.
9 years ago at 6:20 pmDuly noted chief
9 years ago at 7:12 pmDoubt it
9 years ago at 11:32 pmA clever Dorn joke for once. Nice work.
9 years ago at 8:33 pmYou make Charles Barkley look like Jordan Speith
9 years ago at 10:43 pmI thought you were so long off the tee you didn’t even bother carrying a driver, Danny Regs.
9 years ago at 4:28 pmThat driver down the line vid with the butt wiggle gave me a full hard on until Hammer ruined it with his absolute abortion of a golf swing.
9 years ago at 4:35 pm10/10 would say thank you if for some reason she jumped me
9 years ago at 4:37 pmHot girl followed a video that made me want to puke. It’s like a reverse fail Friday.
9 years ago at 5:04 pmwaiting for a good balls joke
9 years ago at 5:19 pmThen spit one out Johnny Carson.
9 years ago at 9:54 pmI’d love to play a couple of her holes.
9 years ago at 5:37 pmI’d let her on my bag anytime.
9 years ago at 5:45 pm