The Whole World Is About To Fall In Love With Paige Renee, This Smokeshow Golfer From SDSU

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There I was going about my business, punching the clock, continuing with the whole 9-to-5, blue collar, simple existence I have going here in the great state of Texas, when I was blindsided, stopped dead in my tracks, and flattened by this little beauty out of San Diego State. I just never saw her coming.

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Spending the better part of the last year passing judgement on girls and whether or not they were up to par for both Instagram Babe Of The Day and the @TFMgirls Instagram account can really take its toll on a man. The young ladies, all wonderful in their own right, sadly started to blend together, and I’ve become a jaded, broken shell of a man as a result. The last few months especially, have been dark, dark times. When staring at ass and titties on a daily basis becomes a burden, what else does a guy really have to live for? I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. So yeah, your boy was having a rough go at it, mentally. That was until this little biscuit walked into my life.

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Her icy blue eyes cut through my rough exterior deep into the core of my very being. At least I think they’re blue. I can never really tell with all these filters nowadays. She has a body that just won’t quit, and that golf swing is damn near perfect.

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That wiggle before the swing gets me every time.

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Usually, I would go about this in a more professional manner, fire out a “thanks for the pic” DM back at her and go about my business, but I can’t bite my tongue on this one. I’m straight up in love with this girl.

Paige, when you’re ready to hit the LPGA, let’s settle down somewhere in the valley in a gated private country club community, raise two kids so we can fill out our morning tee time during the offseason, and enjoy all that the #BurbLife has to offer.

Here’s a taste of what would be in store for you for the next sixty or so years.

Dogleg right, bombed it over the trees right where I wanted. We would make a hell of a scramble team.

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    1. NativeFloridaCracker

      Dan, you have one of the worst swings I’ve ever seen. No tempo, so far over the top and a horrible take away. Take up tennis or bocce ball.

      6 years ago at 4:53 pm
      1. Fratrick29

        I’ll play you for the naming rights of our unborn children ( I win you name it after me etc) and $5000.

        6 years ago at 8:58 pm
      2. FratPoppa

        How is that your profile picture? This isn’t a dating site. Update that shit and show off the 50 or so pounds you’ve put on.

        6 years ago at 9:03 am
      3. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        You filmed your slice for the world to see. It just happened to be a dog leg right.

        6 years ago at 5:36 pm
      4. MarineCorps

        It’s not a fucking club you use to kill baby seals. Take a lesson at a real course, holy shit.

        6 years ago at 3:41 pm
    2. Randy Randerson

      I don’t know what concerns me more. The swing, or all the little boys who will grow up with aids now.

      6 years ago at 6:20 pm
  1. Larry_Sellers

    I thought you were so long off the tee you didn’t even bother carrying a driver, Danny Regs.

    6 years ago at 4:28 pm
  2. Tuco_1855

    That driver down the line vid with the butt wiggle gave me a full hard on until Hammer ruined it with his absolute abortion of a golf swing.

    6 years ago at 4:35 pm
  3. cleavage

    Hot girl followed a video that made me want to puke. It’s like a reverse fail Friday.

    6 years ago at 5:04 pm