There I was going about my business, punching the clock, continuing with the whole 9-to-5, blue collar, simple existence I have going here in the great state of Texas, when I was blindsided, stopped dead in my tracks, and flattened by this little beauty out of San Diego State. I just never saw her coming.
Spending the better part of the last year passing judgement on girls and whether or not they were up to par for both Instagram Babe Of The Day and the @TFMgirls Instagram account can really take its toll on a man. The young ladies, all wonderful in their own right, sadly started to blend together, and I’ve become a jaded, broken shell of a man as a result. The last few months especially, have been dark, dark times. When staring at ass and titties on a daily basis becomes a burden, what else does a guy really have to live for? I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. So yeah, your boy was having a rough go at it, mentally. That was until this little biscuit walked into my life.
Her icy blue eyes cut through my rough exterior deep into the core of my very being. At least I think they’re blue. I can never really tell with all these filters nowadays. She has a body that just won’t quit, and that golf swing is damn near perfect.
That wiggle before the swing gets me every time.
Usually, I would go about this in a more professional manner, fire out a “thanks for the pic” DM back at her and go about my business, but I can’t bite my tongue on this one. I’m straight up in love with this girl.
Paige, when you’re ready to hit the LPGA, let’s settle down somewhere in the valley in a gated private country club community, raise two kids so we can fill out our morning tee time during the offseason, and enjoy all that the #BurbLife has to offer.
Here’s a taste of what would be in store for you for the next sixty or so years.
Dogleg right, bombed it over the trees right where I wanted. We would make a hell of a scramble team..
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