Thighs Are the Most Underrated Part Of A Girl’s Body
A few years back, I worked a summer position on the east coast, making some money in between school semesters to help fuel my debauched lifestyle back on campus. And yes, technically I got some work experience out of it, but that’s really beside the point. It was a fun job, in no small part because all of us were organized into large houses based on age, not gender. I’m not sure what they thought would happen, but, needless to say, they must have trusted us more than we trusted ourselves. One of the girls there, let’s call her Abbey, was an absolute dime thanks to a unique but undervalued physical attribute that I have yet to see reproduced by any other girl. Her chest was average, her ass mundane, but her thighs were off the charts. She would parade both around the house and out to town in these characteristically short shorts, and I had to stop myself from asphyxiating due to shortness of breath on a more or less daily basis every time she walked past.
They were immaculately toned, tanned, and tempting. She somehow managed to pull off that look of being all at once incredibly firm but indelibly soft at the same time. Whenever she walked, they would flex ever so slightly to show off the perfect lines in her legs, having just enough muscle to display obvious athleticism. You couldn’t find a trace of cellulite with a magnifying glass, and yet, you knew they wouldn’t be overpowering either. I was reduced to a crippling mess of a beggar before her.
To me, thighs are too often overlooked when we talk about the female anatomy. Believe me, I’m all about ass and tits as much as the next guy. But if a girl has a nice pair of legs, it’s pretty much game, set, match on my end. The party line has been that girls wear heels to accentuate their ass, and that’s certainly part of it, but they also do wonders for a good pair of gams. They flex all the right muscles, and make legs seem like they go on for days.
I think that thighs hold such an appeal because of all the things you can do with them in the bedroom. They get hoisted above your shoulders, wrapped around your torso, or grabbed and pushed in a myriad of directions. They are literally and physically the things you manipulate mid-romp. And when you see them, it’s not hard to imagine yourself between them. Just running your hands up and down a soft set is enough to get me from six to midnight.
In addition, showing skin on your southern extremities has a certain degree of elegance and class that cleavage lacks. What I mean is this: think of the most refined, sophisticated event that you heathens can conjure up. Maybe a high-powered charity ball, or a royal wedding reception, or even a James Bond poker run. What are the women wearing? Something low-cut, most likely, but not excessive. Instead, where is the real focus? On the legs. Every dress has a revealing slit running up the thigh, with a single perfectly stilted leg appearing bare in the crease. That look is timeless and classic, and doesn’t have any of the slutty stigma that going tits-out-for-the-boys would hold at such an event.
So, next time you see a perfect of pair of legs and thighs, make sure you appreciate the greatness before you. It’s high time we start recognizing the sheer hotness and beauty of the female thigh. After all, it is right by the ass..
‘I’m all about tits and ass as much as the next guy.’ Right
9 years ago at 8:05 amchoke on a fucking donkey cock Catalina
9 years ago at 8:14 am“Let’s call her Abbey.” what’s with the needless e before the y?
9 years ago at 8:24 amTry less
9 years ago at 8:59 amI don’t know about y’all, but kankles get me fully torqued. Along with exposed collarbone.
9 years ago at 8:25 amKankles. TAmySchumerM
9 years ago at 9:07 amThe ass on the girl in the second picture. God Bless America. We’re going to make it as a society.
9 years ago at 8:30 amHow can one look at that ass and think “damn, those are some great thighs.” Catalina is a fucking creep.
9 years ago at 9:06 amIntern should do an article on his foot fetish.
9 years ago at 8:35 amI’ve got a frat fetus amirite?
9 years ago at 11:18 pmHaha frat fetish whoops
9 years ago at 11:19 pmBro fetuses are cool as hell tho
9 years ago at 11:21 pmWhat the fuck is wrong with you.
9 years ago at 12:52 amLonger term, though, a cellulite fetish is better to cultivate.
9 years ago at 2:47 pmInteresting argument I suppose
9 years ago at 9:04 amNot as underrated as clempzan underrated #SEC when it got schlonged doggystyle last night and all their hopes and dreams ever were destroyed
9 years ago at 9:07 amI’m going to sodomize you with a cactus if you don’t shut the fuck up
9 years ago at 10:19 amI see that your attempt to end buttstuff crashed and burned. Great job, dickless.
9 years ago at 9:08 amI’m on board with this one. The right pair of stems get me rocky.
9 years ago at 9:12 amFair point. Thighs shape the ass.
9 years ago at 9:40 amNever thought I would find myself agreeing with catalina
9 years ago at 10:31 amhere, here good man.
9 years ago at 5:19 pm