This Fantasy Football League Has A Cruel And Unusual Punishment For Whoever Finishes In Last Place
I’m not gonna lie: I finished in last place in the less-competitive of our two company fantasy football leagues (even with my amazing team name). It wasn’t my fault, though — Jamaal Charles went out early in the season and my replacement, nobody, really underperformed. Luckily, I’m not in Bearcat’s league, and will not be subjected to the league’s vicious last place policy.
I'm not into fantasy football, but my friend Bearcat's league makes the last place guy re-take the ACT at a high school & they tailgate it.
— John Sharkman (@JohnSharkman) December 30, 2015
They rent a party bus to tailgate a 27 year old taking a test with high school kids. Incredible.
— John Sharkman (@JohnSharkman) December 30, 2015
Savage. Can you imagine all the stares you’d get from the proctors? The high schoolers would probably love it. They could cheat as much as they want because all the supervisors would have their eyes locked on you, making sure you weren’t some creep who signed up for the ACT to stare at some high school tail.
All’s fair in love and Bearcat’s fantasy football league..
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Didn’t know that Native Americans ran fantasy football leagues
10 years ago at 5:06 pmgo celebrate Kwanzaa
10 years ago at 3:47 amWe did the same thing. They have the choice between the SAT and the ACT though.
10 years ago at 5:16 pmCool
10 years ago at 6:14 pmWe better get a fail friday this week, let alone the three you guys owe us.
10 years ago at 5:16 pmNew year, new TFM maybe
10 years ago at 5:23 pmProbs not
10 years ago at 7:49 pmIs this a troll account? It has to be, right?
10 years ago at 8:50 pmYou obviously failed the ACT
10 years ago at 9:47 pmRather the act then strip down for our ESPN the magazine photo shoot calendar
10 years ago at 5:28 pmThat’s gay
10 years ago at 7:15 pmAre you the only one who showed up to work today.
10 years ago at 6:12 pmLoser gets inked next to his asshole.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmWinner decides what he gets. Been a good season.
Wedding in Hawaii. Real original
10 years ago at 8:05 pmIt’s not funny because there was a sportscenter special on a league that did the same thing a few years ago. Next
10 years ago at 7:54 pmSacko punishments
10 years ago at 8:49 pmPedophilia
10 years ago at 9:20 pmWe do the same thing, except instead of tailgating the event we make the loser face two blunts to himself before taking the exam.
10 years ago at 10:17 pmI’d hate to meet you guys in a dark alley!
10 years ago at 12:02 amI’d hate to meet you guys at all.
10 years ago at 3:38 amRafi would love to love in this league.
10 years ago at 3:52 amNot what I meant to type but the damage is done.
10 years ago at 4:20 am