This Floating Death Match Will Give Your Pledges Something To Do At The Lake
Youtuber Devin SuperTramp has just posted potentially the greatest new sport of the summer. Along with being an awesome way to spend a day on the water and maybe air out some grievances, Paddleboard Boxing seems to me like it would be an especially enriching activity for your summer pledges. Check it out:
To protect the secrets of his art, Devin hasn’t divulged how to build a set of your own. Fortunately, I did a little research and came up with this equipment list and the prices:
Banzai Giant Boxing Gloves: $14.77 for a Red vs. Blue two pack. Click here to buy.
Aquaglide Airport Classic 4-person Towable Platform: $349.95. Located here.
Now you should have all the ingredients you need to compel your pledges to fight to the death for your own amusement while floating the river (Roman Emperor laurel crown and buxom slaves not included)..
Fuck off, this isn’t Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmLooks fun. It really does.
I wanted to make a Fail Friday comment but I won’t. I’m sure someone else will. Plus I’m sure y’all are on the ball this week. Looking forward to it! 🙂
10 years ago at 2:33 pmWhy would I make my pledges do something fun?
10 years ago at 2:52 pmYou can bet on it. And drink. Seems like free entertainment
10 years ago at 3:17 pmYeah. Like when we learned about making them do Walrus Fights.
10 years ago at 3:24 pmI might get lapped but Walrus Fighting?
10 years ago at 9:46 pmI forget if it was part of an article or comment. Get on the ground and act like walruses. Bump chests, no hands. Sumo wrestling rules.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmI prefer placing bets on seeing which one breaks first but to each is own
10 years ago at 4:38 pmFreedom to choose? Vote For Gary Johnson
10 years ago at 4:49 pmFuck those inflatable boxing gloves. I want pledge boxing to be anything but painless
10 years ago at 2:56 pm