This Football-Throwing Babe Has A Great Arm, Even Better Ass

El Taco10 years ago

Even though we’re still months away from football season, most successful teams are already in full swing when it comes to scouting and recruiting players. I’ve been doing some scouting of my own too. Scouting dat ass.

Check out this blonde bombshell absolutely launching the pigskin with pinpoint accuracy. Well, try and watch the football without getting distracted.

From NFL Memes:

Damn, son! The asset she could be to a team without a solid starting quarterback is huge.

Okay, I actually couldn’t give two shits about those throws. Let’s get it out there: her throwing motion is terrible. You’re not going to get anywhere with that awkward foot plant. And you’re dropping that arm way too low, honey. Remember, you’re throwing a football, not putting clothes in the washing machine. Let’s add that we have no many ideas how many attempts there were until she nailed these throws.

But goddamnit if she doesn’t look great doing it.

I’d suggest this woman try and go out for the Lingerie Football League, but I’m not sure that’s even a thing anymore. That must’ve gone under by now. Who wants to see hot chicks hulking out on each other? Gross.

Maybe if the Cleveland Browns signed her, though, then they’d actually be watchable. Instead, they decided to sign RGIII, which is actually pretty damn close.

This chick definitely married rich too. The name brand clothes, the labrador retriever, the child with the vest-style jacket, the beach, etc. Yeah, she got money or a husband with plenty of it.

If you need anybody to play with, I know some people..

[via NFL Memes]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u2aTXdmdd8