This Futuristic Mercedes Self-Driving Concept Car Could Be The Downfall Of Humanity
I mean look at that stupid fucking thing. Is that a vehicle or a computer mouse that’s been removed from Robocop’s aerosol-lubricated rectum? This is the future of automobiles? Nothing says sleek and innovative quite like a design that’s been around for the last two decades at Epcot’s Test Track. Real poon-slaying mobile you got yourself, Mercedes. I think I’d be more comfortable getting into one of those single car, mouse trap-themed rollercoasters that a dozen or so people go flying off of to their untimely deaths at the boardwalk every summer than this self-driving, chrome-polished Sybian saddle.
You just know this guy strokes himself off talking about how he’s cutting his own carbon footprint and doing his part in the world. Kick rocks, you greased up chode. What happens when these things become self-aware and start mowing down pedestrians for Team Machine with the tenacity of a caffeine and angst brimming teenager playing Grand Theft Auto? What then? Remember the last time we let Germans freely experiment with technology? How did that go? The next Blitzkrieg won’t be lead by Panzer Tanks, it’ll be this “groundbreaking” vehicle in the front lines. We need to nip this in the bud while it’s still in the concept stage, not repeat history trusting those Nazi bastards again, and save humanity in the process.. [via Business Insider]
Dan. $100 says you couldn’t squeeze your massive tits into that car.
10 years ago at 3:19 pmHe’s not interested in the bet unless it’s through Draft Kings
10 years ago at 4:00 pmCan headlines stop using “_____ will be the downfall of humanity” as if humanity hasn’t already fallen enough.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmdan, youre not seeing the upside. no more worrying about finding a DD
10 years ago at 3:30 pmI know eating and driving can be a hassle for your diet-challenged self, so I’m sure you will be the first to buy this car.
10 years ago at 3:47 pmNow Dan can safely eat a large Meat Lovers while driving to work
10 years ago at 4:04 pmIsn’t next year’s Tesla supposed to be capable of self-driving? Also, imagine this – the car is driving normally and a child darts in front. There isn’t enough time to stop so its choices are to kill the child, swerve into oncoming traffic and kill you or swerve toward the sidewalk and kill someone else. The car will literally be deciding who lives and who dies.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmTakes it off your conscience if it’s the car deciding instead of yourself.
10 years ago at 4:42 pmsmart cars can see more than you can. they have real time 360 3d mapped vision of everything around them refreshed 60 times per second. aka they won’t need to swerve because they saw that kid running toward the road from a block away
10 years ago at 7:16 pmnerd
10 years ago at 4:10 amYou’ve completely overlooked the true reason for driverless cars. What are two things that Americans do everyday? Drive their car and booze hard. What can we now do with driverless cars? Drink and motherfucking drive. Enough said.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmDan, I mean this with no offense, but you’re an absolute inbred fucking moron if you think driverless cars aren’t what’s best for the future. Kill yourself.
10 years ago at 5:00 pmNative advertising
10 years ago at 5:05 pmGermany back at it again trying to control the world
10 years ago at 5:26 pm