This Girl Who Lost Her Prosthetic Hand While Getting Wasted Needs To Suck It Up


Amelia Welch is a 20-year-old college girl like the rest of ’em — she likes to go out and have a good time. The only difference is that her right hand is prosthetic. Nothing wrong with that, until you lose it while partying your face off at some university ball.

During the evening, Amelia got a little out of control and lost her hand at some point during the party. She now wants it back and is offering a reward of up to £100 British pounds, or around $143 USD, for the return of her hand.

From The Daily Mail:

Miss Welch, from Axminster, said: ‘I don’t know at what point I lost it, but I didn’t have it the next day.

‘I think I went to the toilet, took it off, probably left it and didn’t realise.’

You know what, Amelia? I don’t feel sorry for you at all. Oh no, you lost your damn fake hand because you took it off and left it in the bathroom? Boo hoo. You know what? That’s your own damn fault for losing it and, to be honest, you still have a full, five-fingered, left hand.

It’s been documented on this site before that I was born with two toes and two fingers on each hand and foot. Did I go out and get a fucking prosthetic hand? Nah, I just crushed life as is because that’s what winners do. We accept our mistakes and move on.

So either pay for the damn replacement yourself or sack up, Amelia.

[via The Daily Mail]

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  1. J.W. Dundee

    So after sex, would you give this girl’s nub a high five, or would you do a weird fist bump variant?

    8 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. MaptainCorgan

    This is an overly aggressive article about something that every chick does. All girls lose something at some point, usually a phone or id, not their hand, but still. Chill out

    8 years ago at 12:33 pm
  3. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    You should pop a midol and calm down, Harrison. I see no complaining…just a rational plan to get her hand back. You make it out like she opened up a gofundme account or some shit.

    8 years ago at 3:00 pm