This Grizzly Bear Waving Up And Down The Streets Of Russia From A Sidecar Is A Chill Situation

From the land of corrupt politics, vast wasteland, and dashboard mounted cameras comes a real chill situation in the form of a massive, man-eating grizzly bear riding in a sidecar through the streets and waving to people on the side of the road like the Queen of England.

Yeah your golden retriever poking his head out window is cute as hell, but I’ll take a sidecar grizzly 10 times out of 10. Best case scenario is the well-trained circus bear sits there calmly throughout the duration of the trip, waving to people and peacefully eating his little snacks for following commands and being a good boy.

Worst case, though, is he remembers he’s an apex predator that’s capable of mauling people and dips out the sidecar to thrash hoards of people to death. The streets of this small Russian town filled with blood and guts and femurs and organ fragments all because these crazy Russian motherfuckers wanted to show off their pet grizzly.

What’s the deal with Russia anyway? SO sketchy.

  1. James Grossweiner

    Dorn you should go over to Russia and ride in the sidecar on that lap of that Grizzly.

    7 years ago at 5:37 pm
  2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    Only way this could get more Russia is if it was downing vodka while oppressing its own people with false promises of economic equality

    7 years ago at 8:18 pm
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  3. SharkWeekTFM

    My kind, for all its cultural wisdom, still has an unfair hatred for bears. As if any of them have even met one. If you think about it, we have many important things in common.

    7 years ago at 8:30 am