This Iowa-Alpha Phi Bid Day Video About Sex And Drinking Might Get Them Kicked Off Campus

The below video could get the University of Iowa’s Alpha Phi sorority in some hot water, possibly even removed from campus, according to several tipsters who have been emailing in tonight. This one, in particular, is convinced of the latter:

A Phi at the University of Iowa (same ones that TSM just posted the “Legally blonde” recruitment video of) has a bid day skit going around campus right now that is absolutely going to get them kicked off campus.

I don’t speak 20-year-old Girl Squeal so it’s hard for me to understand all the words in this skit, but there are definitely references to blacking out and taking it from behind.

I guess we’ll soon see what kind of damage this skit will do to the chapter. It doesn’t seem so bad to me (big ups to the Phi Delts getting the best shoutout). Actually, the most offensive part of this video, in my opinion, is the terrible display of rhythm and putrid white people dance moves. Lawd.

Image via Twitter/ @IowaAlphaPhi

  1. FrayettevilleLegend

    Did you forget to log in under Steve Holt’s name? You’re gonna catch hell for that at work tomorrow.

    5 years ago at 11:34 pm
      1. FrayettevilleLegend

        Wouldn’t you rather admit that he’s a fraud than to have people believe that your company is so shitty they haven’t fired him yet? I’m just looking out for you, Dorno. I respect your work with the children of the community.

        5 years ago at 11:38 pm
      1. TheOldMan

        Compare the picture of “SteveHolt” posted in the Chick Fil A article comments with pictures of Brian. Perfect match.

        5 years ago at 9:42 am
    1. Fratsper

      This video is a publicity stunt. It was more than likely recorded with your standard IPhone and then edited to make it seem like it was “discreet evidence”.

      5 years ago at 4:33 am
    1. TFM Tech Guy

      I developed some revolutionary technology that allows our staff to access this website from anywhere – even their home!

      5 years ago at 11:44 pm
      1. DrunkWithFunk21

        Yeah writing a restful post request is fucking extraordinary. How much steam do you blow up these guy’s asses to trick them into giving you a nicer salary? And you must talk like you’re so god damn smart around the office to try to make up for your inability to pull when you do company trips to the bars… I took a quick peek at the source and this is a fucking wordpress site? AND YOU ARE USING OAUTH1.. that was obsolete like 5 years ago. Get the fuck out of here. With the amount of traffic this site gets, you can at least make a nice angular site with fancy animations, realtime updates and a UI that doesn’t look like a 2005 myspace page. Your mobile clients are ass too, but I guess I have to yell at the other guy for that. Wow, I get aggressive when I drink. Tech guy(do you prefer matt?), I’m sure you’re a nice dude but fix your shit.

        5 years ago at 1:34 am
      2. FrayettevilleLegend

        No, he drinks with funk. I’m not sure what that means, but he’s pretty damn proud of it.

        5 years ago at 12:17 pm
  2. rileyriley

    Why would you post something that could potentially get them kicked off campus? smh dude what ever happened to greeks helping greeks

    5 years ago at 11:40 pm
  3. HoneyBadgerLyfe

    The majority of them will probably get blackout and take it in the keister to mourn the loss of their chapter.

    5 years ago at 11:41 pm
    1. TheOldMan

      Some of the girls are reading the words from their phones. So, yeah, the words are out there in digital form.

      5 years ago at 7:18 am
  4. plow_poon

    you think they could have just borrowed Dornos juiced up 1080p GoPro he patrols playgrounds with

    5 years ago at 11:59 pm