You can’t avoid the security check with pre checking. The fact that you don’t know this makes me question whether or not you have actually been to an airport.
I have flown out of that exact airport probably 10 times with precheck and yes, you do get to skip these types of lines. Of course you don’t skip security altogether, (thanks Bin Laden) but you have virtually no wait.
I would honestly like to know how much shit gets past these retards at TSA. I had a credit card knife thingy (didn’t intentionally bring it on, forgot it was in my wallet) and passed through TSA unhassled, yet they make you throw away a tiny ass bottle of mouthwash. This system is fucking retarded.
Judging from the TSA enforcement strategy, not “everyone and their mother” is fucking MacGyver. It’s ONLY their mothers, and their grandmothers, and veterans in wheelchairs that deserve screening. Not 22-30 y.o. Arabs, who seem to pass through unhindered.
I carry a utility knife daily and think nothing of it. I forgot to leave it behind and made it through TSA with it clipped to my pants pocket, then again on the trip back.
Fast forward one year, I was pulled aside to have my shit searched because they believed to have found battery cells for a bomb. The search revealed two decks of playing cards.
Fun fact #1: Ignoring full body scanner, the knife is uncovered and visible on my hip.
#2: My other bag contained an actual Battery for my laptop. Bag not searched.
It’s called precheck you noob. better hope they don’t pat down your cargo shorts.
9 years ago at 8:37 pmYou can’t avoid the security check with pre checking. The fact that you don’t know this makes me question whether or not you have actually been to an airport.
9 years ago at 8:47 pmI just did it last week jackass.
9 years ago at 8:50 pmPaying $70 for pre check doesn’t make you rich or important. Fuck off
9 years ago at 9:46 pmyou can’t avoid security but you don’t have to wait the plebs. you get expedited. maybe you just never fly into major airports.
9 years ago at 8:54 pmIf you really know what you’re doing and you truly aren’t a pleb you have a Netjet account and you fly private without any security check. Pleb.
9 years ago at 9:11 pmI have flown out of that exact airport probably 10 times with precheck and yes, you do get to skip these types of lines. Of course you don’t skip security altogether, (thanks Bin Laden) but you have virtually no wait.
9 years ago at 9:41 pmIt’s called shut the fuck up
9 years ago at 8:47 pmtake a seat and do better next time, kid
9 years ago at 8:54 pmI would honestly like to know how much shit gets past these retards at TSA. I had a credit card knife thingy (didn’t intentionally bring it on, forgot it was in my wallet) and passed through TSA unhassled, yet they make you throw away a tiny ass bottle of mouthwash. This system is fucking retarded.
9 years ago at 9:02 pmApparently everyone and there mother is fucking MacGyver and can bring down a 747 with a travel sized bottle of Listerine.
9 years ago at 9:24 pmJudging from the TSA enforcement strategy, not “everyone and their mother” is fucking MacGyver. It’s ONLY their mothers, and their grandmothers, and veterans in wheelchairs that deserve screening. Not 22-30 y.o. Arabs, who seem to pass through unhindered.
9 years ago at 7:57 amI don’t think Arabs make it through very easily.
9 years ago at 8:22 amTypical libtard. PC Police now invading TFM.
9 years ago at 5:50 pmWhen the FBI snuck weapons through TSA security to test the TSA something like 90% percent of the weapons got through.
9 years ago at 10:00 pmTSA are probably as bad as mall cops.
9 years ago at 4:19 amWhere’s Fail Friday?
9 years ago at 5:04 amI carry a utility knife daily and think nothing of it. I forgot to leave it behind and made it through TSA with it clipped to my pants pocket, then again on the trip back.
9 years ago at 6:43 amFast forward one year, I was pulled aside to have my shit searched because they believed to have found battery cells for a bomb. The search revealed two decks of playing cards.
Fun fact #1: Ignoring full body scanner, the knife is uncovered and visible on my hip.
9 years ago at 6:51 am#2: My other bag contained an actual Battery for my laptop. Bag not searched.
Prayers to those who have to shit.
9 years ago at 9:12 pmTSA is actually gay
9 years ago at 9:22 pmYou have a way with words
9 years ago at 11:15 pmYou’re the one who smokes lights
9 years ago at 10:11 amAre long security lines frat now? How the fuck did this get posted
9 years ago at 9:35 pmHis commentary on the line is strikingly similar to the things I said in bed to today’s tinder girl.
9 years ago at 9:52 pmI don’t do group travel.
9 years ago at 10:44 pmGet Pre-Check. It’s safed me quite a few times from missing my flight.
9 years ago at 11:30 pm“Safed”
9 years ago at 11:52 pmApparently so did skipping English class
9 years ago at 1:25 amYou’re lying if you say that you weren’t scoping for hot chicks the whole video
9 years ago at 11:55 pmAnnnnnd that’s why people who haven’t signed up for TSA pre check yet are idiots
9 years ago at 12:09 am