This Map Shows The Shittiest Characteristics Of Each Of The United States

Reddit user bigafricanhat created the below map of the United States. On it, he displays the shittiest characteristics of each state, i.e. the thing in which each state sucks the most.

Some of it is a bit depressing, like Massachusetts’ label of “most cases of child abuse and neglect.” Some are even morbid–Wyoming takes the title for “highest suicide rate.” There is a little humor, intentional or not, mixed in, like Oklahoma owning the “lowest percentage of adults who visit a dentist” statistic. Classic Oklahoma. Then we have Colorado, who comes out of absolutely nowhere by laying claim to “highest cocaine use.” I didn’t see that one coming from the dopers.

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The emailer who tipped me off about this map suggested that I throw in the below Thad Castle .gif because “Colorado’s cocaine abuse is frat.” His words, not mine.

[via Redditor bigafricanhat]

  1. Breaking Frat

    I highly doubt that pedestrian safety is the shittiest characteristic of the state of Florida.

    11 years ago at 10:35 am
  2. FrattinSince1855

    How the hell is this map created? So you’re telling me that RI is the worst place to retire, but Vermont has the highest rate of murders for seniors? That statistic isn’t correlated at all huh? Also, how is the California, a state if independent would be the worlds 9th largest economy, the worst state for business. I call bullshit on this map.

    11 years ago at 10:40 am
  3. RageEveryDay

    Yeah, this graph is completely wrong. I know for a fact Texas is somewhere in the middle of the high school graduation rates just off the top of my head.

    11 years ago at 10:44 am
  4. Obama Drinks Wine Coolers

    California and New York: Libs
    Illinois and Hawaii: Obama
    Jersey: Smell

    11 years ago at 10:56 am