This Map Shows The Shittiest Characteristics Of Each Of The United States

Reddit user bigafricanhat created the below map of the United States. On it, he displays the shittiest characteristics of each state, i.e. the thing in which each state sucks the most.

Some of it is a bit depressing, like Massachusetts’ label of “most cases of child abuse and neglect.” Some are even morbid–Wyoming takes the title for “highest suicide rate.” There is a little humor, intentional or not, mixed in, like Oklahoma owning the “lowest percentage of adults who visit a dentist” statistic. Classic Oklahoma. Then we have Colorado, who comes out of absolutely nowhere by laying claim to “highest cocaine use.” I didn’t see that one coming from the dopers.

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The emailer who tipped me off about this map suggested that I throw in the below Thad Castle .gif because “Colorado’s cocaine abuse is frat.” His words, not mine.

[via Redditor bigafricanhat]

  1. Bernie Madoff

    How is political corruption not Illinois biggest problem? 4 of the last 7 governors were convicted and imprisoned for corruption.

    P.S fuck obama

    11 years ago at 10:59 am
    1. NativeFloridaCracker

      Alabama got some pretty corrupt ex governors. Hell some of our local reps are some corrupt fucks too.

      11 years ago at 12:01 pm
  2. First in Frat

    Diabeetus in Alabama? At least they didn’t talk about our cousin-fuckin’. Roll Tide.

    11 years ago at 11:20 am
  3. Weisenheimer

    As a native Virginian, I can confidently say that we’ve all been there. Good times.

    11 years ago at 11:26 am
  4. PoliticallyIncorrect

    Resident of North Carolina who made it to 20. Its all about the small victories.

    11 years ago at 11:40 am
  5. Rutherford B_Haze

    Maine, Florida and North Carolina are prime reasons why we shouldn’t let women drive

    11 years ago at 1:50 pm