This Montage Of Cleveland Browns Sadness Is Exactly What You Need To Start Your Weekend
I’ve had a pretty good year of NFL fandom.
My team, the Carolina Panthers, the most likable team in the history of sports, is off to an 11-0 start — with a real chance of finishing the season undefeated. The Panthers are basically the Golden State Warriors. Just like GSW, nobody can dislike the ‘Thers. Even NBA superstar and Charlotte native Steph Curry thinks the Warriors will lose before the Panthers do.
But not all fanbases get to enjoy the euphoric state that comes with being undefeated. The people of northeast Ohio, for example, have probably seen better days. The God-awful Cleveland Browns lost in embarrassing fashion once again this past Monday, and some Browns fan (or more likely, some Steelers fan) created a beautiful montage of Browns sadness:
Browns Sadness from Charles Wulf on Vimeo.
Best part of the whole thing is that fan who drunkenly ripped apart his jersey after the Monday night game. I feel you, dude.
If only Johnny Football could save you, but he has been relegated to the bench for drinking on a bye week and lying about it to management. Even Ray Lewis, who, at 25, was indicted for murder, felt compelled to say something about Manziel’s behavior after the Monday night game.
If you are a Browns fan, consider this an open invitation to hop on the Panthers bandwagon. Our city is filled with displaced Ohioans anyway. I can promise you Cam Newton is a whole lot more fun to watch than goddamn Josh McCown and the rest of that terrible team..
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Cleveland is full of Idiots. My Texans would take Johnny in a heartbeat if the worst thing he’s ever done was have one to many drinks on a BYE week! But that might be because the best fucking QB Houston has ever had was Matt “pick six” Schaub.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmBandwagoning. NF
10 years ago at 1:22 pmSteve Holt did 9/11
10 years ago at 1:23 pmNo, it was muslims
10 years ago at 1:24 pmPC tip here: Muslims are a group of religious people, not terrorists. The group that did do 9/11, were a Islamic and called “Al Qaeda”.
10 years ago at 9:02 amCam Newton is trash and can’t throw a baseball at the side of the barn
10 years ago at 2:08 pmI’m not a huge Cam fan but a former number 1 overall pick who is currently a key piece in Carolina’s undefeated season so far does not quantify as “trash” to me. Along with that, I agree Cam does not have the best accuracy in the league but he makes up for it with his athleticism. Being his age and only 7 touchdowns away from breaking the record for most QB rush touchdowns is indeed impressive.
10 years ago at 4:11 pmA. Fortunately, his job is to throw a football… B. Even I can “throw a baseball at the side of a barn.” The trick is hitting said barn.
10 years ago at 3:37 amCharles Wulf – proud Theta Chi from Ohio University
10 years ago at 2:20 pmSteve Holt IS fail friday
10 years ago at 3:38 pmSteve Holt, I hope you get deported.
10 years ago at 3:43 pmI’d like to see a montage of the reactions of people reading SteveHolt articles.
10 years ago at 3:38 am