This New Sex Toy Eats Girls Out So You Don’t Have To
9 years ago

  2. Strong F. Kennedy

    This will sure come in handy for homosexuals pretending to be heterosexuals a la SteveHolt

    9 years ago at 2:39 pm
    1. Larry_Sellers

      I don’t think I’ve seen a SteveHolt article in a while. Is he finally gone?

      9 years ago at 3:14 pm
  3. Randy_Marsh69

    There’s a 100% chance the intern is using one of these bad boys on his b-hole.

    9 years ago at 2:49 pm
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      This thing is more like using an anchored putter….. I use an anchored putter.

      9 years ago at 10:54 pm
  5. FratGeo

    I have come to the conclusion that females enjoy having us flick their beans with our tongues because we (the males) really don’t like it. for the same reason that anything “nice” we do for them isn’t worthy of thanks unless if we suffer through it. i.e. Broadway plays.

    9 years ago at 3:00 pm
  7. LouFerrigno

    Breaking character for a second, but am I the only person that doesn’t mind muff diving??

    It’s like a get out of jail free card for everything else in bed.

    9 years ago at 3:06 pm
    1. ZeteNJ

      No I enjoy it as long as it’s fully shaven and clean. But anyone who thinks it’s better having a girl play the skin flute for you is fucking insane.

      9 years ago at 3:46 pm
    2. JackDanielsrunning

      If I’ve been hitting the sauce there is an 80% chance I’m snorkeling.

      9 years ago at 4:03 pm
    2. FrayettevilleLegend

      Taking a comment from this section and adding a commonly used comment. Interesting tactic, guy.

      9 years ago at 11:24 pm