This Video Of A Dude Absolutely Cold-Cocking A Girl Has Texas State Divided

This Yeti (Yeet?) of a man absolutely drilling a girl in the face is making the rounds at Texas State, but students are torn about the morality of socking the fairer of genders.

I don’t know what led up to the brawl, or if these are students involved (the man looks a little older than college age), but I do know this: that’s gonna leave a mark.

OOOOHH SHIT. Thunderous pop. Strong chin on this one. She doesn’t even go down (but that might just be because the other chick held her up by the throat).

When the Yeet got out, the Texas State community was quick to weigh in with their takes. Caution: some are piping hot.

#Progress?

Translation: I hope that cute girl with short hair sees this and blows me.

This self-purported eyewitness says she had it coming.

Did she hit him like a MAN, though? Looked more like some girly arm-flails to me.

This guy would’ve stepped in and done something about it.

Homie knows what it’s like doin’ hard time.

LOL Cletus.

Are those tears? Or did he knock the pussy juice out of her?

My Take: A man with any semblance of morality knows that punching a woman is NEVER okay. That’s what belts are for.

What? Don’t look at me like that. I’m joking. Don’t hit ‘em with belts either. If you’re real pissed at a girl, just say something mean about her body she can’t help. Trust me, it’ll do way more damage.

Example: Are you a swimmer? You TOTALLY have the shoulders of a swimmer.

Always makes me feel better about my tiny, tiny penis.

  1. WorldsWorstCommenter

    It was probably his sister. Five minutes later, they were found fucking in the back of a red pickup truck.

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm
  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    If you went out to the square in San Marcos you would see how bad the locals are.

    10 years ago at 12:43 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Rumor has it this was during/ near the end of a much bigger brawl near closing time. Always count on San Marcos to lose its shit when the beer stops a-flowin’.

      10 years ago at 4:46 pm
  3. MobyBigDick

    Pretty sure the whole state of Texas has more to care about than be divided over this

    10 years ago at 12:46 pm
  4. rangerdave

    The closing shoulder comment made me long for a forum on funny ways to attack personal image

    10 years ago at 12:54 pm
    1. Halfway2Rehab

      Here are a few that I’ve grown to love:

      “Oh my God, your hands/feet are huge!”

      “Really? You look so much older.”

      “I’m guessing you were a legacy?”

      and my personal favorite…

      “What’s wrong with your eyebrows?”

      10 years ago at 1:04 pm
    2. WorldsWorstCommenter

      Here I go:

      “You look fugly in that dress.”

      “My pubic hair is more in order than your actual hair”

      “You smell like my morning dumps”

      “SHE’S A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER!” (Fuck big nose witch girls)

      “You have more meat on you than a butcher shop”

      and my capper is….

      “No wonder your dad hates you.”

      10 years ago at 1:17 pm
    3. The Ten Brommandments

      Here’s some golden oldies:
      “Maybe try a side salad instead”
      “Cute! You’re growing a mustache, too!”
      “She looks like a younger you”
      “I will finance a boob job”
      “Sorry I threw out your shoes”
      “Your sister let me do that”

      10 years ago at 3:03 pm
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      This comment is as true as it is funny. Women are equal in every way except for when they want free food or exemption from consequences.

      10 years ago at 3:25 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Exactly. No dude is gonna fight outside his weight class unless he’s confident he can equalize things. If I’m sure I can whoop somebody’s ass, I won’t even bother, but as far a a dude brawl is concerned, if they go for it all bets are off. I’d never hit a lady simple because it’s like fighting a 10 year old. Yeah it’ll be an easy win, but at the cost of your dignity.

        10 years ago at 12:42 pm
  5. VandyConservative

    If she posed a genuine threat to his safety (and he didn’t start it, I don’t know the backstory) that’s one thing, but this was clearly too far. Good headline creating fake controversy though. No one is supporting this guy in substantial numbers. Neck beards on reddit don’t count.

    10 years ago at 12:59 pm