This Young Spurs Fan Was Mercilessly Friendzoned On The Kiss Cam
The secondhand embarrassment in this video is almost too much to bear.
We don’t know any of the facts, but from what I’ve been able to surmise from this Kiss Cam situation is this: Nobody in this world has been more brutally friendzoned than this poor Spurs fan.
Take a look for yourself. Feel the shame come over you like a thick blanket on a cold winter’s night. This will be the most painful 65 seconds of your day.
Well… things got a little awkward during pregame last night…
Posted by San Antonio Spurs on Tuesday, December 15, 2015
This guy should file a character defamation lawsuit against the Spurs. Why wouldn’t they cut away?? That was so fucking brutal to watch. The Spurs in-game entertainment team should have called it about 20 seconds in, but instead they decided to destroy this man’s reputation by keeping the camera locked in on his embarrassed face for what felt like an eternity.
And why won’t this dumb broad lean in for a kiss? It’s a peck, lady. Can’t you see by spurning the Kiss Cam advances of your GalPal you have essentially ruined him forever? This is as much on you as it is the Kiss Cam people. If you accept a peck, things move on smoothly. Instead, you stood your ground and look where we are now.
Eventually she pecked him on the lips, but the build up was such a shit-show that it would have been better had she just ignored him instead of caving a minute in and giving us a pathetic showing of a kiss. At least then we could have assumed they were adopted brother and sister or cousins or something.
The Kiss Cam means nothing to your pre-existing relationships. If it’s on you, you go all in. Regardless of who you are sitting next to. It’s the only legitimate hall pass that exists in this world..
Image via Facebook
I’m assuming this is how most of your interactions with women go, Steve. With a slap to the face in place of the kiss at the end of course.
10 years ago at 11:22 amWe do know one fact, you are a terrible writer. Also, you should really hang out with the Saudi from the previous story.
10 years ago at 11:25 amBears beets Battlestar Galactica
10 years ago at 1:25 pmYou’d never be in this position, Steve, since there is no woman who’d be caught dead within 20 feet of you.
10 years ago at 11:28 amAll of today’s articles have sucked so far.
10 years ago at 11:29 amIf I remember correctly although it’s rare that I do, didn’t TFM cover a story about kiss cams being the equivalent of sexual assault? This guy better call that unbalanced Saudis lawyer.
10 years ago at 11:33 amhttps://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/syracuse-cancels-kiss-cam-after-person-pens-letter-saying-it-promotes-sexual-assault/
10 years ago at 9:31 pm“Feel the shame come over you like a thick blanket on a cold winter’s night.” Yep, that just about does it for me for the day.. I’m out.
10 years ago at 11:35 amThe top comment on the Facebook post of this video is the woman in the video stating that they’ve been happily dating for a while but she’s just uncomfortable kissing with a camera on her. Dammit Steve do your research before you post
10 years ago at 11:37 amWell if thats the case, what a fucking loser.
10 years ago at 11:43 amThe man working the kiss cam is a savage tho.
10 years ago at 11:40 amI would love to do an internship there.
10 years ago at 12:15 pmOr just good at his job? He didn’t give up till his boy got that kiss.
10 years ago at 1:39 pmWingman of the year?
10 years ago at 4:53 pmFuck Feminisits
10 years ago at 11:55 amSteve, you are that guy with every girl that pities you enough to go on a date with you. But instead of laughing it off, you cry in the bathroom and call your Aunt Josephine who gives you pep talks and calls you handsome.
10 years ago at 12:02 pm^This votes aside, I feel like you are somewhat familiar with this scenario, BlackTrump. No?
10 years ago at 7:18 pm