Three Bama Sorority Girls Caught Stealing Frat Shirts Get Roasted On Public Facebook Page By Entire School
Girls love a good fraternity t-shirt. They love throwing on some norts or leggings, putting on a tee that’s a few sizes too big, and going to class. I know a girl who collected over 100 shirts during her days of undergrad sratting. A dominant performance for the ages. These shirts are usually obtained via friendship with a guy in the fraternity, or sleepover. However, some girls will go to the greatest of lengths to obtain said fraternity shirt: stealing. Just like these three Alabama sorority girls did on Friday.
During a fraternity party, three girls decided to take the shirts, and a hat, into their own hands and walked out with them. One of the members posted to the Alabama Student Ticket Exchange Facebook group in an effort to get the shirts back.
Dropped the mic with that last line. Brings up a great point, though. Shack shirts are earned, not taken. You want that t-shirt that fits like a short dress with my letters on it? Earn it like Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan.
Since this post was basically sent to the whole school in their ticket exchange Facebook group, everyone decided to chime in and the girls were not spared.
These are just a select few of the comments made to the page — the post had a shit ton of comments. But the most important part of it all? All the shirts and hat were returned.
Good on the girls for owning up to the mistake and returning everything. A little public humiliation will make anyone a better human being — which is why some hazing is necessary..
That was smart to watermark all those photos, in case someone tried to steal the most blurry pictures of the 21st century
9 years ago at 11:55 amLuckily no one else can screen cap those public Facebook posts.
9 years ago at 12:17 pmDo you guys let women wear your letters? Our chapter doesn’t. In my mind no one should wear your letters except an initiated brother.
9 years ago at 12:43 pmThat’s really neat that you don’t let rib stealers wear your clothes.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmThat’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard
9 years ago at 1:30 pmI don’t think it’s “gay”, and I understand how having hot girls wear your letters around campus is a smart PR move. I just don’t see how letting someone wear the letters that you spent months to earn is acceptable simply because they spent the night. I hold my letters in high regard because they mean a lot to me and cost me a lot to earn; it’s sad to see that so many of you would give them away so freely. I guess this is what I get for trying to have a serious discussion on a satirical that no longer has forums. And to be clear, my chapter lets girls wear shirts that say “DKE” — just not the greek letters “∆KE”.
9 years ago at 4:22 pmYou sound like one of you’re in one of those chapters that loves accountability and pleasing nationals.
9 years ago at 5:19 pmPlease excuse my slight illiterateness. I’ll blame my ASU education for it..
9 years ago at 7:13 pmSeems like every house has one PrezMorningWood dbag. When brothers start planning something that even remotely crosses the line, this guy is left out of the conversation.
9 years ago at 5:43 pmWe should grab an alcohol-free beer sometime. I’d love to hear about all your serious plans to make upstanding citizens of all college frat men.
9 years ago at 11:14 pmYou weren’t fucking knighted, chief.
9 years ago at 5:58 pmThis is as embarrassing as being enrolled at Bama.
9 years ago at 12:33 pmWe’ve all had our shit stolen. Was it really necessary to tag the people involved in a post they knew would be seen by thousands of people? Send the message through the “sources” mentioned.
9 years ago at 12:39 pmYes.
9 years ago at 1:07 pmAbsafuckinglutely
9 years ago at 8:05 pmY’all solve your problems by taking it to the court of public opinion. That’s pretty weak when there are other avenues you could pursue. Like, I don’t know, talking to them or talking to someone in their chapter.
9 years ago at 10:05 amYou’re clearly too mature for this website.
9 years ago at 7:10 pmHa it’s cool, next time just put a little rufelin In their punch at the party and steal something of theirs, mainly their anal virginity am I right yeah I’m right
9 years ago at 12:47 pmCmon guys forced penetration is frat as fuck especially through the mud dispenser back me up here Jared borsilow
9 years ago at 12:53 pmToo soon to ball this fuck?
9 years ago at 5:45 pmNever too soon
9 years ago at 4:24 pmI just heard his mom call him up from the basement for dinner.
9 years ago at 11:48 pmPretty sure they gave that away in middle school.
9 years ago at 12:56 pmYou know you do that anyways, you do not need a reason
9 years ago at 8:03 pmShe’s a little too thick to be exposing her belly.
9 years ago at 1:20 pmHence the theft
9 years ago at 6:46 amThis is the 3rd time this year multiple DZs have been caught working together to steal shirts from houses. This happened with us at Delta Sig in the Fall but we handled it quietly. I wish we would have handled it this way…
9 years ago at 7:57 pmThey have to earn the shirts lmfao so your telling them they have to sprad there legs to get cloths, this is where they get the idea of you taking care of them for sex lmfao this is why I hate UA you would think these girls would wise up, the frat system is so fucked down here
9 years ago at 8:01 pmTake a rest on the bench bud. Forever.
9 years ago at 1:14 amYou can earn a shirt lots of ways. Going to a formal, getting invited to function, helping out with their rush, being a groupie or just being friends with the guys in the frats…and yeah shacking obviously but it’s not the ONLY way and I’m pretty sure girls aren’t fucking guys soley for the clothes… the tshirt is just an added bonus and a nice reminder of a fun night. Either way don’t just fucking steal them, the only exception to the no stealing rule is “accidentally” leaving with the shirt they let you “borrow” to sleep in from the night before. But you guys should all know full and well by now that if you give us fraternity shirt to sleep in, that bitch is ours now.
9 years ago at 4:58 amThese women are trashier than any of the fine women from Sunnyvale. I bet J-Rock would love to make a film with them.
9 years ago at 2:27 pm