Throwback Thursday: Classic Peyton
Peyton has been all over the headlines lately. He was released by Indy in favor of drafting rookie phenom Andrew Luck. Then, he spoils the Tebowmania jerkfest by replacing him in Denver. After Bronco fans completely bought in and made the #15 Tebow jersey the highest seller in the NFL last year, they’ll now hang them in the closet and enjoy watching the future Hall-of-Famer throw on the red, white, and blue.
Let’s celebrate the next chapter in Peyton’s historic career by revisiting some of his classic videos.
Here, Peyton pushes Sprint NFL Mobile while dropping subtle hints about how dominant he is.
In Peyton’s Priceless Peptalk, he explains the reality of obtaining a six-pack for the over 23 year-old non-football player.
In this Peyton peptalk, he walks you through turning your minivan into a shaggin’ wagon.
Here’s Peyton at a Springsteen concert in a button-down and slacks, drink in hand, arm around his dime, listening to the Boss sing about America. Notice the confident head bob.
And of course Peyton’s classic United Way skit from SNL.
At the end though, Peyton is a quarterback, and a damn fine one. Watch him here as he puts Jeff Saturday in his place after suggesting to Peyton they need to pound the rock.
Here’s an idea, go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 4:18 pm🙁
13 years ago at 4:23 pm^How does Fratdusky impregnate little boys? Wait, holy shit…are you Jesus? TMotherMaryM
13 years ago at 6:29 pmSacrilege. NF.
13 years ago at 4:43 pmLet’s be real, Peyton is a way better football player than Eli will ever be. The only reason Eli joined Sigma Nu and went to Ole Miss was to make up for the fact that he wasn’t as good as Peyton and to try and earn love from ole Archie.
13 years ago at 5:37 pmyou’re a fucking idiot
13 years ago at 6:41 pmI think he was kidding calm down. Or i hope he was..
13 years ago at 9:34 pmEli s a little bitch.
13 years ago at 12:13 amThe whole family is full of geeds, including eli.
13 years ago at 1:12 amWho said you could speak?
13 years ago at 1:16 am“enjoy watching the future Hall-of-Famer throw on the red, white, and blue.”
13 years ago at 5:48 pmDorn, you’re fucking retarded, the Broncos are ORANGE, white, and blue.
You are clearly not American. Get outta here ya commie.
13 years ago at 6:06 pmHonest to God I’m color-blind.
13 years ago at 8:10 pmWasn’t that Eli’s brother in those videos?
13 years ago at 6:12 pmWas it? I coulda sworn it was Archie’s son. Fuck im confused right now.
13 years ago at 6:34 pm“Spend time with your kids, so Peyton Manning doesn’t”
13 years ago at 7:14 pmSo funny
#TeamBacon
13 years ago at 9:37 pmDon’t forget about another classic, even without women it matters. http://www.fanbase.com/photo/505134
13 years ago at 10:50 pmPenis In the Butthole!
13 years ago at 12:37 am#TeamDorn
13 years ago at 1:53 pmFuck yes.
13 years ago at 9:55 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDQOcRNFod0&feature=related
Much better Peyton video.
13 years ago at 9:36 am