Throwback Thursday: Classic Peyton

Peyton has been all over the headlines lately. He was released by Indy in favor of drafting rookie phenom Andrew Luck. Then, he spoils the Tebowmania jerkfest by replacing him in Denver. After Bronco fans completely bought in and made the #15 Tebow jersey the highest seller in the NFL last year, they’ll now hang them in the closet and enjoy watching the future Hall-of-Famer throw on the red, white, and blue.

Let’s celebrate the next chapter in Peyton’s historic career by revisiting some of his classic videos.

Here, Peyton pushes Sprint NFL Mobile while dropping subtle hints about how dominant he is.

In Peyton’s Priceless Peptalk, he explains the reality of obtaining a six-pack for the over 23 year-old non-football player.

In this Peyton peptalk, he walks you through turning your minivan into a shaggin’ wagon.

Here’s Peyton at a Springsteen concert in a button-down and slacks, drink in hand, arm around his dime, listening to the Boss sing about America. Notice the confident head bob.

And of course Peyton’s classic United Way skit from SNL.

At the end though, Peyton is a quarterback, and a damn fine one. Watch him here as he puts Jeff Saturday in his place after suggesting to Peyton they need to pound the rock.

    1. dikembe brotombo

      ^How does Fratdusky impregnate little boys? Wait, holy shit…are you Jesus? TMotherMaryM

      13 years ago at 6:29 pm
  1. Jeffrey Lebowski

    Let’s be real, Peyton is a way better football player than Eli will ever be. The only reason Eli joined Sigma Nu and went to Ole Miss was to make up for the fact that he wasn’t as good as Peyton and to try and earn love from ole Archie.

    13 years ago at 5:37 pm
  2. TheFrasters

    “enjoy watching the future Hall-of-Famer throw on the red, white, and blue.”
    Dorn, you’re fucking retarded, the Broncos are ORANGE, white, and blue.

    13 years ago at 5:48 pm
    1. dikembe brotombo

      Was it? I coulda sworn it was Archie’s son. Fuck im confused right now.

      13 years ago at 6:34 pm