Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)
13 years ago

What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.

Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.

    2. Bro_Daly

      ben ellis shut the fuck up, get off your damn high horse, hes probably typing on his phone. and not everyone proof reads their damn comments like you do.

      complaining about spelling, NF.

      13 years ago at 2:35 pm
    3. Bro_Daly

      sorry Ben Elli*, i wrote your name wrong and i had to correct myself before you shit a brick.

      13 years ago at 2:57 pm
  3. Because_I_can

    chick: they made me clean the kitchen for a semester as punishment. tosh: thats good practice for the real world….priceless lesson

    13 years ago at 2:13 pm
  6. Harry Brewman

    “I consider sororities a lot like brothels minus the dignity” – Daniel Tosh is FaF

    13 years ago at 2:37 pm
    1. Animal House

      Tosh: “How many girls live in the house, I mean brothel”
      Chick: “There was like 80…”

      13 years ago at 2:46 pm
    3. Doogie Fratter MD

      Have you ever seen a picture of Tosh off hs show? He dresses FaF. Comedy Central dresses him like a geed for his show.

      13 years ago at 5:47 am
    1. The Earl of Frat

      talk a big game and yet you lost to Alabama the very next year, and failed to make an appearance this year.

      13 years ago at 2:25 am
    2. iRage

      please don’t talk about the Alabama game. For Alabama to be as hyped and favored as they were and barely beat a kid who last season through 7 more picks than td’s was plain pitiful. Worst excuse for a national champion ever.

      13 years ago at 5:28 pm
    3. 247frat

      “barely beat a kid who last season…”

      iFrat, there’s more to a team than the QB, you know that, right? Or do you just watch the highlights?

      13 years ago at 10:40 pm
  8. sorostitastic

    “would you say the worst part about being a sooner is living in oklahoma?”
    HOOK ‘EM

    13 years ago at 3:02 pm
  9. James Frank Fratkins

    She obviously rages and fucks shit up. I say good for her. Plus she’s fucking hot. Although she has signs of a geed, I would definitely put her on plan C Slam status.

    13 years ago at 4:25 pm
    2. James Frank Fratkins

      When they got her to quit her ugly ass crying and get her ass on tosh.o show she improved greatly. Awesome ass… I’d slam.

      13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    5. Frat_Worth_Tx

      Funny fucking dude, but if I was a sigma chi,I wouldn’t claim him. Dudes gdi as fuck…

      13 years ago at 5:02 am
    6. Ellsworth

      Definitely would not claim him as well, I at least hope he didn’t come from a good chapter.

      13 years ago at 1:30 pm
    7. Chi Webb

      He’s not Sigma Chi. We’ve actually had an alum trying to figure out if he is or not…even talked to the chapter at UCF where he was supposedly a member and they acted like they had never heard of the guy.

      13 years ago at 5:04 pm