Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)

What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.

Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.

  1. Bromeo

    How disgusting. What a sorry excuse for a person. She might have the most annoying accent I’ve ever heard.

    14 years ago at 6:34 pm
  2. RochStar

    so what happened, is she allowed to go back to whatever sorority shes from after a semester?

    14 years ago at 6:55 pm
    1. 1872Love

      She didn’t drop, she was asked to leave. She still goes to oklahoma, but she’s a GDI now

      14 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. RaisedSoPro

      Oklahoma, one of the top Greek systems in the country isn’t frat? The campus with the largest sorority house AND the largest fraternity house in the nation? I’m sorry, but where do you frat from?

      14 years ago at 3:38 am
    2. Old Row Old Money

      I’m pretty sure the honor of largest fraternity house goes to Florida State, just sayin’…

      14 years ago at 4:19 am
    3. frattiest maximus

      the PIKE house at florida state is the biggest in the country 40,000 sq feet

      14 years ago at 12:25 pm
    4. Ben Elli

      hes right, i thought we had the second largest.

      anyways its a pike house though, it doesn’t count.

      14 years ago at 10:15 am
    5. RaisedSoPro

      Is it second? My fault. But, at least we’re all in agreement that Pike doesn’t count…

      14 years ago at 3:16 am