Throwback Thursday: Crying Sorority Girl (Video)
What’s that, Elyse? You thought your 15-minutes-of-shame were over? It’s Throwback Thursday.
Solid intro to the video from a sweet sister: “So, Elyse, you’re bawling right now.” What an epic meltdown. “I can’t afford paying a fine.” NS. This is the type of reaction I’d expect from a 16-year-old on ecstasy at her puppy’s funeral. She’s sobbing like she lit the house on fire, and is being interrogated for arson. “I’m really sorry you have no idea. So many people do bad things, and I didn’t mean to (emits cry noise similar to whale call).” What’s the big deal? She was just trying to get the rest of the house involved in an after party, following a solid night at the bar, during finals week, by blasting a fire extinguisher in the hallway and setting off the fire alarms. “Maybe I’ll just sweep…I’LL SWEEP THE FLOOR!” Yeah, you do that.
If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.
I hope she didn’t go to the bar in that sweatshirt
14 years ago at 4:41 pmshe should’ve gone to the orthodontist instead.
14 years ago at 4:44 pmHow disgusting. What a sorry excuse for a person. She might have the most annoying accent I’ve ever heard.
14 years ago at 6:34 pmShe seems just a tiny bit trashy.
14 years ago at 6:38 pma lot trashy
14 years ago at 12:23 pmDaniel Tosh. TFM
14 years ago at 6:46 pmsecond
14 years ago at 7:25 pmIn Hoc.
14 years ago at 8:51 pmno
14 years ago at 1:07 amDaniel Tosh. Total *** Move
14 years ago at 9:35 amIn Hoc
14 years ago at 8:09 pmIsn’t he a Sigma Chi?
14 years ago at 5:05 pmso what happened, is she allowed to go back to whatever sorority shes from after a semester?
14 years ago at 6:55 pmnah she stayed in for a bit but dropped later
14 years ago at 2:20 amShe didn’t drop, she was asked to leave. She still goes to oklahoma, but she’s a GDI now
14 years ago at 1:59 pmI’d slam.
14 years ago at 6:58 pmdumb bitch.
14 years ago at 7:20 pm“It’s like Christmas in your mouth” TSM.
14 years ago at 7:26 pmHell YEAH she’ll do whatever it takes to be an Alpha Chi! LITB
14 years ago at 7:33 pmLove this. LITB. 🙂
14 years ago at 8:01 pmMe too. LITB
14 years ago at 5:03 pmOklahoma. NF
14 years ago at 8:38 pmOklahoma, one of the top Greek systems in the country isn’t frat? The campus with the largest sorority house AND the largest fraternity house in the nation? I’m sorry, but where do you frat from?
14 years ago at 3:38 amI’m pretty sure the honor of largest fraternity house goes to Florida State, just sayin’…
14 years ago at 4:19 amIt’s a Pike house and, therefore, doesn’t count as an actual fraternity.
14 years ago at 12:24 pmthe PIKE house at florida state is the biggest in the country 40,000 sq feet
14 years ago at 12:25 pmhes right, i thought we had the second largest.
anyways its a pike house though, it doesn’t count.
14 years ago at 10:15 amIs it second? My fault. But, at least we’re all in agreement that Pike doesn’t count…
14 years ago at 3:16 am