Throwback Thursday: Dwight David Honeycutt

The description for the video reads: “A five-minute local political video goes awry when the reality of the man invades his public persona.” Things start off relatively normal, and then take a horrific scotch-fueled turn towards Awesomeville.

This is a politician who lays it all on the line. He is the portrait of honest American work ethic. He doesn’t hold back, and isn’t afraid to share his low-points. He has the strongest hands in the goddamn state, doesn’t recycle, and steals his granddaughters ADD medicine. How does he not get your vote?

    1. ballball

      “But I drink a little bit, and things got out of hand”
      Truer words have never been spoken

      13 years ago at 10:34 pm
    1. Blake Fratson

      He said I guy punched his wife, so he hunted him down and beat the fuck out of him

      13 years ago at 7:58 pm
  1. 247frat

    That guy’s from my hometown…Conway, Arkansas…the whole town was up in arms during his campaign

    13 years ago at 7:14 pm
    1. eighteenninetyeight

      Did you go to Conway High School? They have the best mascot in the United States.

      13 years ago at 10:30 am
    2. Frattilldeath11

      I went to Conway High and I fucking love this guy. I was a shame he didn’t win…

      13 years ago at 1:06 am
    3. 247frat

      No, he didn’t win unfortunately. I guess the geeds still hold the majority in Conway…

      Yes I went to Conway High, and yes, the Wampus Cat is an awesome mascot.

      13 years ago at 8:49 pm
  2. Bro Pig Sooiee

    “I don’t know where my keys are”
    “Maybe you left ’em at the dick sucking store” TFTC

    13 years ago at 7:32 pm