Throwback Thursday: Dwight David Honeycutt

The description for the video reads: “A five-minute local political video goes awry when the reality of the man invades his public persona.” Things start off relatively normal, and then take a horrific scotch-fueled turn towards Awesomeville.

This is a politician who lays it all on the line. He is the portrait of honest American work ethic. He doesn’t hold back, and isn’t afraid to share his low-points. He has the strongest hands in the goddamn state, doesn’t recycle, and steals his granddaughters ADD medicine. How does he not get your vote?

    1. Lestor Maddox

      Its called lifelong alcoholism. That is was it turns you into… a sweaty, belligerent old man with diabetes. fuck I better get ready.

      13 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. James Frat Hopkins

      was that a joint or a cigarette he was smoking then? looked like DD Honeycutt was getting blazed…

      13 years ago at 1:01 pm
  1. sigepscalpha

    They should hire that guy to play Kenny Powers’s long lost uncle on next season of Eastbound and Down.

    13 years ago at 8:02 pm
    1. BROkies1869

      I’m an Arkansan, live on 20 acres in a mountain valley with a 2.7 million dollar house and play at the #14 golf course in the nation. Yeah your right, I might as well live in fucking Haiti.

      13 years ago at 4:01 pm
    2. 247frat

      Northwest Arkansas Metroplex has been top 10 place to live in America for about five years running now. High income, good jobs, and of course, the University of Arkansas. Southern Arkansas, near the Mississippi border, is the bad part. Bear Bryant is from there, though. TFM

      13 years ago at 9:05 pm
  2. Captain Fratter

    I love my country so much… if there was a bald eagle right here, i’d fuck it.

    13 years ago at 9:37 pm