Throwback Thursday: Hazed and Confused

With all the hazing in the news lately we figured that we’d get topical with our Throwback Thursday and relive some of the greatest moments of the classic summer movie “Dazed and Confused.” If you aren’t familiar with the movie then let me give you a quick synopsis I’m not going to explain it to you because clearly you suck at life.

How to Properly Intimidate Pledges

We could all learn a thing or two from this understated, straight to the point, and if you’re on the receiving end of it, terrifying speech. The cherry on top is the teacher cackling at his desk, a reassurance to the soon to be hazed that they are, indeed, fucked.

Nothing’s Worse Than Getting Hazing Blue Balls

You know holding a paddle is awesome when it can even make Ben Affleck look like a badass. Oh and Parker Posey, I’d just like to let you know I’ve never been so turned on.

The Srattier Side of Hazing

“You love us. Smile.” TpSychoM

FAH Q Motherfucker

The most iconic paddling ever caught on film.

  1. FrattingOutLoud

    “Men, fifty of you are goin’ on a mission. Twenty five of you ain’t comin’ back.”

    13 years ago at 4:01 pm