Throwback Thursday: Revisiting Top TFM TV Characters

Don Draper – Mad Men


In an era where alcoholism, chain smoking and sexism run rampant, Don Draper is a man among boys. He fought his way to partnership in a Madison Avenue advertising firm through hard work, lying, drinking, and sleeping with every beautiful slampiece possible.

Really, he needs no explanation…just watch this:

    1. southerncostas

      I’m not going to flip through all the pages. Is Dennis Reynolds on the list?

      13 years ago at 12:58 am
  1. OmegaTeke1899

    Michael Westen from Burn Notice.

    Blowing shit up, being ace with all sorts of weapons, all with his slam Fiona, and hazing the shit out of terrorists and drug lords. TFM.

    Sam Axe might be even more of a TFM though.

    13 years ago at 10:54 pm
    1. Burn Notice? Seriously, are you guys retarded? Here’s an idea, get a real cable package and stop watching shows on FX or TNT, losers.

      13 years ago at 12:03 pm
    2. Brobert F Kennedy

      All the best shows are on AMC, FX, and USA. American Movie Channel, Fox Extended, United States of America Channel.
      You have mental problems, man.

      13 years ago at 3:38 pm
    3. alphaocutie92

      ^agreed with the walking dead comment. and hell yes, Sam Axe is definitely a TFM.

      13 years ago at 4:00 pm
    4. All of you guys are serious fucking losers. The Walking Dead? Zombies aren’t real, grow the fuck up and get out of your fantasy land. I’ll talk to all of your parents and maybe I can convince them to let you losers watch HBO or Showtime finally like adults. Maybe that will put some hair on all of your nuts finally.

      13 years ago at 12:02 pm
    5. I can’t watch tv that is fictional?! Holy fuck you have got to be kidding me. So what if zombies aren’t real, its a badass show. Elf is on, I should probably turn it off because Will Ferrell isn’t really an elf. Get over yourself

      13 years ago at 10:12 pm
    6. Scotch_Neat

      Anyone that watches that shit is certainly a bored housewife or a pledge. Get premium cable you poor.

      13 years ago at 8:45 am
    7. Scotch_Neat

      Also, FX is a great channel, Fratthew. Archer, Sons of Anarchy, It’s Always Sunny…

      13 years ago at 8:47 am
  2. Fraternity Lifestyle

    Someone posted about Giovanni from Pokemon last time this was up. I give zero fucks, he was a TFM.

    13 years ago at 11:03 pm
    1. feitology

      In case you people haven’t heard of Ron Swanson let me fill you in. He is dressed impeccably every day in a combination of polos and sweaters that makes the brooks brothers applaud every time he comes into a room. Being the boss of the Parks Department, he is a government employee; the upside? He wants to privatize his own department and get rid of the government entirely. In one episode he even teaches an elementary school girl visiting the government how taxes work by eating her sandwich. He never takes appointments with concerned citizens, rather schedules them for a date that does’t exist. And for the lucky few that make it into his office he has a gun situated on his pointing at the chair in which that person would sit. Ron is a dark liquor and steak connoisseur. But the most important about why Ron is the embodiment of FaF, is his perfectly groomed mustache that will never go out of style.

      If you haven’t seen parks and rec, you are missing out on one of the greatest TFM characters, nay gentlemen of the decade

      13 years ago at 7:59 am
    1. John McClane

      He hangs out and does blow with rock stars, fucks movie stars, and when he bought his new Porsche he busted out the headlight just so it’d be like his old one. TFTC

      13 years ago at 1:12 am
  3. Frathletes Foot

    Although he’s obviously TFTC, I cringed when Kenny Powers threw the flag on the ground.

    13 years ago at 11:12 pm