Throwback Thursday: Top 5 Frattest TV Dads

Derek Morris

Wow, where do I begin? First of all, I pioneered closing deals via the giant cell phone. Closing major deals on a device the size of a small child is frat, but taking calls while your son is trying to talk about his feelings is even more frat. Hey Zack, try again when you’re not wearing an invisibelt and maybe I’ll stop making major moves on the reg. Notice my suspenders, they’ve got post Reaganomics wealth written all over them. Next time Zack is out acting like a self-absorbed, borderline sociopath, I hope he remembers where he got it from.

  1. TrickleDown

    Winner of frat grandpa goes to Tywin Lannister:

    “Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.”

    11 years ago at 12:10 pm
  2. Haze Em

    You should have put Frank Barone in here. Korean War veteran, demanding Marie cook him food all the time, hazing his two sons and making fun of their misfortunes, telling it like it is.

    11 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. Bald John Travolta

      He still has the same mentality when he was on top of his game. He should be higher than Tim Allen, he’s a boner

      11 years ago at 4:40 pm
    2. Bald John Travolta

      Yeah in real life, not in the TV show. Home Improvement was a terrible show. Young Pam Anderson’s tits was what gave it any recognition.

      11 years ago at 2:51 pm