Throwback Thursday: Top 5 Frattest TV Dads
Tim Taylor
I blow shit up. I care more about power tools than my own family. My shit stinks up the bathroom all fucking day. I often communicate by grunting just so people know how manly I am. Tool Time only hires stacked slampieces to assist me in fucking up home repairs on TV. I think my assistant Al is a huge pussy. One of my sons went goth so I gave up on raising him.
Winner of frat grandpa goes to Tywin Lannister:
“Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.”
12 years ago at 12:10 pm“A Lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep”
12 years ago at 2:30 pmFirst. Fuck off.
12 years ago at 12:15 pmShit. Lacing them now.
12 years ago at 12:24 pmStay in high school
12 years ago at 1:30 pmNotable Mention: Barney Stinson for not being a dad
12 years ago at 12:20 pmYou should have put Frank Barone in here. Korean War veteran, demanding Marie cook him food all the time, hazing his two sons and making fun of their misfortunes, telling it like it is.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmAl Bundy should be on this list
12 years ago at 12:23 pmLove Al Bundy and MWC, but Al peaked in high school. NF.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmHe still has the same mentality when he was on top of his game. He should be higher than Tim Allen, he’s a boner
12 years ago at 4:40 pmTim railed way more blow than Al Bundy. Just saying.
12 years ago at 4:56 pmYeah in real life, not in the TV show. Home Improvement was a terrible show. Young Pam Anderson’s tits was what gave it any recognition.
12 years ago at 2:51 pmVery surprised Stan Smith did not make list
12 years ago at 12:24 pmI beat my kids using methods prescribed in the Old Testament.
12 years ago at 12:25 pmSo where the hell is Frank Reynolds?
12 years ago at 12:29 pmHe’s gone into the crevice!
12 years ago at 1:09 pmThis list is incomplete without Don Draper
12 years ago at 12:47 pmHes such a frat dad that he lost his kids and wife.
12 years ago at 1:32 pmI agree
12 years ago at 1:59 pmPete Campbell’s dad
12 years ago at 3:46 pmAny of the dad’s from Mad Men would do
12 years ago at 3:48 pmHonorable Mention: UNCLE PHIL
12 years ago at 12:47 pmCarlton Banks, FAF
12 years ago at 12:49 pmThis guy ^^
12 years ago at 12:30 pm