Throwback Thursday: Top 5 Frattest TV Dads

Red Foreman

I sit in the living room and booze all fucking day while my wife bakes shit in the kitchen. I constantly berate my hippy son for not living up to my expectations which are exceedingly high since I’m a veteran of two wars. When his supergay friends come over and geed up my house, I often threaten to put my foot in their asses. I allow them to smoke their loser grass in my house just so I can ruin their high. Ruining a hippy’s high is frat.

  1. TrickleDown

    Winner of frat grandpa goes to Tywin Lannister:

    “Any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king.”

    12 years ago at 12:10 pm
  2. Haze Em

    You should have put Frank Barone in here. Korean War veteran, demanding Marie cook him food all the time, hazing his two sons and making fun of their misfortunes, telling it like it is.

    12 years ago at 12:21 pm
    1. Bald John Travolta

      He still has the same mentality when he was on top of his game. He should be higher than Tim Allen, he’s a boner

      12 years ago at 4:40 pm
    2. Bald John Travolta

      Yeah in real life, not in the TV show. Home Improvement was a terrible show. Young Pam Anderson’s tits was what gave it any recognition.

      12 years ago at 2:51 pm