Tiger Played Golf In Cargo Shorts Yesterday
I’m legitimately in shock right now.
Tiger Woods is clearly an asshole off the course, well, sometimes on the course too, but one thing I’ve always defended the guy on is that he always seemed to hold the game of golf in high regard — with complete respect. It’s a gentleman’s game after all, and even though the uncharismatic asshole-adulterer sometimes lets the expletives fly after a bad shot, he has always carried himself as one. Until now.
Tiger played a practice round at Merion Golf Club in Ardmore, Pennsylvania on Tuesday — site of the 2013 U.S. Open — and he played in cargo shorts.
Photos from Barstool Sports:
C’mon, man.
[via Barstool Sports]
I just don’t get it. I just simply don’t get the appeal of cargo shorts.
12 years ago at 4:40 pmI was once asked why I have such a hatred for cargoes, so I said what the fuck do you put in cargoes? The only thing I could think of was carrying more beers around, but why not double fist and save your dignity?
12 years ago at 11:32 am^Right? What if it was in fashion to strap on a fanny pack when there is little to no chance you’re gonna store anything; or carry around an empty backpack all night. It’s just ridiculous. To make it worse, every single pocket has a couple buttons on them in case what, you stuff the pockets so full that you need to seal that shit in there? I don’t get it, man. The world is just a better place without cargo shorts, plain and simple.
12 years ago at 7:32 pmI dont care how much of a shit you dont give about a practice round, you do NOT fucking wear cargo shorts, ever
12 years ago at 4:41 pmWhen you become a professional golfer, are worth billions of dollars, and bang a shitload of hot chicks, maybe you can dictate what Tiger Woods should wear, but until then stop trying so hard.
12 years ago at 11:23 pmBillions?
12 years ago at 11:40 am*millions. Laps taken.
12 years ago at 12:47 pmI’ve seen pictures of him practicing in Cargos all the time….
12 years ago at 4:42 pmGiven that he’s worth north of half a billion dollars and everyone knows he’s hooked up with some pretty hideous skanks, I think it’s fairly safe to say he’s reached a level of IDGAF not many people can aspire to.
He can buy a brand new mega yacht every year just off the return from last year’s investment.
12 years ago at 4:44 pmHe’s worn them before. Michael Jordan wears them too on the course. I’m gonna blame Nike on this one for being the cargo enablers.
12 years ago at 4:48 pmI see another common denominator there…
12 years ago at 5:33 pm^I like where your head’s at
12 years ago at 5:53 pmLet’s not forget Jordan got the boot from a course a few months ago for his cargoes.
12 years ago at 11:32 amThose sure are some wierd looking sperrys
12 years ago at 4:53 pmYou’re a fucking idiot if you golf with Sperrys, peasant.
12 years ago at 11:16 amTigers’ got a lot of balls to carry around…
12 years ago at 5:00 pmI’m suprised the club even allowed him to play in those.
12 years ago at 5:15 pmEspecially since Merion is the pinnacle of Main Line old money, and cargo shorts are specifically and repeatedly forbidden there.
12 years ago at 8:39 pmYou’re surprised that the club let Tiger Woods play… at this point he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
12 years ago at 9:34 amHe could walk out naked with a harem of 9s at this point and no one would stop him from golfing.
12 years ago at 6:17 pmThe first rule of cargo shorts are: You do not wear cargo shorts.
12 years ago at 5:40 pmReally, man? I believe everyone on this site knows the golden rule.
12 years ago at 9:46 pmGolf shorts strangle my garden house/ Redwood Tree Junk. That fucker needs to breathe somedays. Jesus Christ.
12 years ago at 5:45 pm