TKE At Bowling Green Named Top Chapter In The Nation

Well, according to some cockamamie organization that values stuff like grade point average, philanthropic contributions, and community good will efforts over the important, overlooked attributes that most of us are more attuned to, Tau Kappa Epsilon at Bowling Green, despite establishing as a chapter a mere two years ago, was named tops in the country.

The fraternity officially started two years ago at the University and beat out 279 other chapters throughout the Unites States in order to earn the position as the top in the nation.

The linked article doesn’t list the important detail of “by whom” this chapter was recognized by, or the criteria used, or why only 280 chapters were considered, or really any of the important details needed to ascertain just how impressive this honor is. For all we know, they named themselves best in the nation. So, I guess congrats.

This article sucks.

[via The BG News]

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  1. jonstan

    Yes, this article sucks. You should have saved your time and wrote something else Dale.

    12 years ago at 2:34 pm
    1. ModernSpartan

      That would be what we call an “African American”, no need to be racist.

      12 years ago at 2:45 pm
    2. frattahoochee

      I think they were talking about the goober in the green, sport. No need to be racist

      12 years ago at 2:47 pm
  2. TheCommodore

    We haven’t had conclave yet, so fuck that noise. Also there is no top teke chapter in the nation it goes by regions, these kids are just a bunch of lying geed retards. Also tke sucks, save a few good chapters.

    12 years ago at 2:36 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      I take it back pulled up some shit apparently there is an international award. Idk last conclave I was blacked out for everything.

      12 years ago at 2:38 pm
  3. americafuckyeah

    “why only 280 chapters were considered”

    they were named top TKE chapter, not chapter period.

    Get it together Dorn…

    12 years ago at 2:38 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      You know that from personal knowledge, not from the article. That’s my point.

      12 years ago at 2:41 pm