Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2
TEXAS—For part 2 of the ever-important analytical breakdown of TFM TV characters we will consider the possibility that I may have left out some fratstars in part 1, and include characters from classic TV shows. For all of you that were hurt and/or offended by the omission of characters you felt deserved recognition, I sincerely apologize. This will be a longer, more thorough rundown. Enjoy it.
Ari Gold- Entourage
Even though this fast talking Hebrew turned down the executive job and Gulf-stream jet, he definitely receives an honorable mention. I’m pretty sure last season his slampiece left him after he dropped 100 K to have Christina Aguilera sing for her, but I digress. For each character there are arguments for why he is or isn’t FaF. Please, don’t stroke out. It is a fun list: for fun.
“What frat would have you?” – Ari Gold
Ari hazes Josh Weinstein:
Dad still has our 308 that he bought brand new in 1985 and the Testarossa he bought “for me” on my birthday in 1989. TFM
14 years ago at 7:41 amYour post didn’t make it on the wall. That doesn’t mean you have to put it as a comment
14 years ago at 5:22 amCool story
14 years ago at 7:26 amGet on the board or get the fuck out, geed.
14 years ago at 7:31 amHello, fucking charlie harper from two and half men aka charlie sheen’s reality show? Rich, doesn’t work, drinks, and fucks.
14 years ago at 7:46 amtwo and a half men is a piece of trash show for gdis. get off this website, peasant.
14 years ago at 5:58 pmkill yourself brosiden. please.
14 years ago at 6:05 pmtwo and a half men is fucking terrible
14 years ago at 8:38 pmYeah since Charlie walks around in a bowling shirt, cargos and loafers with socks…
14 years ago at 8:52 pmToo frat to care.
14 years ago at 9:10 pmtwo and a half men is fodder for retards. certainly NF
14 years ago at 9:51 pmtwo and a half men is a piece of trash made for the masses, aka geeds. it is not frat, and if you like it then i seriously doubt the likeliness of you being in a fraternity. may god have mercy on your soul.
14 years ago at 2:42 amGreat to see Nucky Thompson on here. He runs Atlantic City, can have anything he wants, and is constantly handing out large amounts of cash. The only thing he ever asks for in return: vote Republican. FaF
I am disappointed at the lack of Frasier Crane and Roger Sterling
14 years ago at 7:48 amAbsolutely. Nucky is also good at making women thinks he cares. The only NF thing about him is putting his father in a home, and then burning down the house. Then again, raging that hard while sober is FaF.
14 years ago at 7:17 pmLisa Simpson wanting to be a Kennedy NF
14 years ago at 8:00 amDennis Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia? He hazes everyone on the show, has no respect for woman, and he owns and works in a bar with his drinking buddies.
14 years ago at 4:15 pmThe D.E.N.N.I.S. system. FAF
14 years ago at 1:05 amHow is a lack of respect for women fratty?
14 years ago at 7:29 ami still can’t believe chuck bass isn’t on this list. He’s about as fratty as it gets.
14 years ago at 4:23 pmhe may be fratty but the show he’s on is unacceptable. put him on a show that isn’t a huge dose of estrogen and we’ll talk
14 years ago at 1:20 amtouche. Well played Sir.
14 years ago at 1:56 amgossip girl is FaF…there I said it…
14 years ago at 11:40 amfratonomy is right, the show’s title makes it sound so much worse than it is, gossip girl is legit. Chuck Bass needs to be on this list
14 years ago at 2:25 amAgreed. Chuck Bass deserves a spot.
14 years ago at 3:42 pmthis list needs frasier, carlton banks, and the “badguy” from johhny tsunami.
14 years ago at 6:00 pmCarlton Bank was FaF
14 years ago at 3:26 amCarlton Banks was socially awkward and couldn’t get a date with an ugly KKG…
14 years ago at 4:24 amJR, Zach Morris, Magnum PI, and Monty Burns are the only fratstars on this list.
14 years ago at 6:04 pmMost of these characters are from the North and West Coast, which makes this perfect. See, you don’t have to be from the south to be FAF.
14 years ago at 7:02 pmMost of these characters are also fictional.
14 years ago at 7:07 pmSolid response pledge killer.
14 years ago at 7:22 pmWhile I agree with placing Ari on this list and think he should have been on the first list I strongly disagree with the placement of Andy Bernard.
One might argue that his attire is one of a Fraternity man with his sweater vests and bow ties but his actions do not resemble that of one. As Fratting in Texas put, Andy’s Fiance cheated on him and sneaking into Fraternity parties is about as GDI as it gets. Andy also has trouble talking to the receptionist Kelly Erin. A true Fraternity man has no trouble talking to women and NEVER has to worry about them cheating. His lack of confidence could easily be argued as the deal breaker.
A solid replacement for this spot would be Jay Pritchett from Modern Family. Jay chooses to spend his time on the golf course and at the country club drinking fine scotch rather than hang out with his family. After a failed first marriage he went for the smart option with a gorgeous Columbian with a fantastic set of tits.
14 years ago at 7:04 pmi was thinking the same thing about Jay. His daughter is sratty as hell too
14 years ago at 1:21 amYou know what too much about how NF Andy Bernard is.
14 years ago at 8:45 pm