Top TFM TV Characters: Part 2
TEXAS—For part 2 of the ever-important analytical breakdown of TFM TV characters we will consider the possibility that I may have left out some fratstars in part 1, and include characters from classic TV shows. For all of you that were hurt and/or offended by the omission of characters you felt deserved recognition, I sincerely apologize. This will be a longer, more thorough rundown. Enjoy it.
Ari Gold- Entourage
Even though this fast talking Hebrew turned down the executive job and Gulf-stream jet, he definitely receives an honorable mention. I’m pretty sure last season his slampiece left him after he dropped 100 K to have Christina Aguilera sing for her, but I digress. For each character there are arguments for why he is or isn’t FaF. Please, don’t stroke out. It is a fun list: for fun.
“What frat would have you?” – Ari Gold
Ari hazes Josh Weinstein:
I’d still like to see Dexter Morgan, ultimate hazing (killing)of GDIs and he slammed julie benz and Julia styles on the reg
13 years ago at 4:56 amJulie Benz – Sexy
13 years ago at 11:03 pmJulia Styles – Nasty
where is Roger Sterling?
13 years ago at 4:56 amI don’t know how Roger Sterling was left off the list.
13 years ago at 11:19 amAri Gold was a ZBT. Fuck yeah.
13 years ago at 5:28 amWrong
13 years ago at 5:30 amMost powerful man in the Los Angeles area is a Zebe and a Jew-FaF
13 years ago at 7:15 am“Season 3 also revealed that Ari met his wife as an undergraduate at Harvard, when he was a member of Zeta Beta Tau, a traditionally Jewish fraternity.”
13 years ago at 6:20 pmAri Gold’s brother on the show making billions on stamps.com and having a hot ass slam and matching bentleys. FaF
13 years ago at 2:54 pmGood job including Mr. Burns, but leaving off Roger Sterling is NF.
13 years ago at 5:34 amBarney Stinson is the ultimate frat star.
13 years ago at 5:38 amThis is true. I don’t know how leave him off this list.
13 years ago at 6:23 amHe is on the list. #4
13 years ago at 7:00 amI stand corrected
13 years ago at 7:03 amtrue friendship
13 years ago at 5:52 amWhy the fuck is Andy Bernard on here? His fiance cheated on him with a beet-farming GDI. And in one episode he admits to having to sneak into frat parties. Anyone who has to sneak into a frat party is the epitome of a GDI.
13 years ago at 7:03 ameven though he’s not fratty in the traditional sense, i think there could be a strong argument for Dennis from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
13 years ago at 7:11 amAgreed. Also, Frank Reynolds: he made a fortune but chooses to rage like an undergrad.
13 years ago at 8:19 pmAmerican Dad – Stan Smith
13 years ago at 7:12 amFaF
seconded. FaF.
13 years ago at 10:13 pmThird. Motion carries. The guy works for the C.I.A, is a strong gun advocate, and loves everything about the Republican party. FaF
13 years ago at 8:19 am…and refuses to wear cargo shorts.
13 years ago at 4:21 pmFaF hazes his own children on a regular basis
13 years ago at 6:11 pmStan Smith should have been on the first list and the fact he is not on this one either is a huge disappointment.
13 years ago at 2:51 am“Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people from people with smaller guns.”
Where, exactly, is Sterling Archer? Drinks constantly, goes through slampieces quicker than drinks, constantly hazes the people he works with, wears nothing but suits, hazes the shit out of his butler, played LAX, a natural at Polo, carries a gun, works for the family company…am I missing something, because that’s FaF.
13 years ago at 7:23 amSecond, I was prepared to argue for his inclusion myself but glad someone else beat me to it
13 years ago at 2:05 pmArcher is FAF, hilarious, and also on FX meaning not that many people watch it. Second season starts 1/27
13 years ago at 9:31 pmAgreed. Archer constantly rages and tags slampieces faster than geeds fist pump, all while knowing he’s invincible because his family owns the world. FaF.
13 years ago at 6:57 amArcher is the most frat character on TV.
13 years ago at 10:01 pmSterling Archer is FaF. Lives off his moms money, always drunk or shacking up w a new supermodel slampiece,and he does and says what he wants whenver he wants
13 years ago at 6:08 pm