Top TFMs of the Day
10 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Your friends having to explain your partying habits to unknowns before you show up. #TFM

2. The “I’m never drinking again” pact with yourself ending when your hangover goes away. #TFM

3. “You know how I get.” #TFM

4. Pushing the limits of casual Friday at your internship. #TFM

5. Your dad asking about your golf game before inquiring about grades upon your return home from school. #TFM

6. Assuming the role of coach after fouling out of the game. #TFM

7. Taking the walk of shame without shame. #TFM

8. Calling each batter from your rival fraternity “slugger” as he steps up to the plate. #TFM

9. Playing off a catastrophic series of events as a “minor bump in the road.” #TFM

10. The brotherly “would” of approval when your boy shows you pics of his new slam. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

  4. Becauseoftheimplication

    In regards to number 7 , there is no such thing as the walk of shame for a male. It’s commonly known as the “walk of fame”. Keep up

    10 years ago at 4:36 pm
    1. Spongey

      It’s the best of the wall as determined by Intern. That’s how it’s different.

      10 years ago at 5:02 pm
  6. Singlebarrel2

    Instead of “top” tfms of the day, maybe you should rename it all but 2 tfms of the day, since that’s all it is.

    10 years ago at 5:18 pm
  10. Larry_Sellers

    I may have just not been paying attention this whole time, but when the fuck did you start adding a hashtag to TFM? Cut that shit out.

    10 years ago at 10:46 pm