Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. “I’m not NOT down.” #TFM
2. Your job interview consisting of a round of golf with your new boss. #TFM
3. You doing the talking instead of your résumé. #TFM
4. Nonchalantly practicing your golf swing while the campus PD tries to talk to you. #TFM
5. Slampiece asked me to whisper dirty things in her ear. So I whispered “The kitchen, bathroom, and living room.” #TFM
6. The right-to-left hand beer swap for incoming handshakes. #TFM
7. Being sorry enough to apologize, but not sorry enough to stop. #TFM
8. Not knowing how to cook anything that you can’t grill. #TFM
9. “No, I actually planned on getting that drunk.” #TFM
10. After laying down the charm, her asking you what’s the catch. #TFM
#Giveusbacktheforums2015
10 years ago at 5:16 pm#ReturnOurForums
10 years ago at 5:09 am(Instead of Michelle obamas stupid #returnourgirls)
Terrible execution.
10 years ago at 11:43 amHow the fuck is #5 a tfm?
10 years ago at 5:25 pmFuck you for actually reading them.
10 years ago at 6:25 pmI remember them saying they sometimes pull from old content when they make these
10 years ago at 5:12 amDorn is a fuckbag for turning off the comments section on his product reviews. If you can’t say anything negative about a product, why tf are you reviewing products?
10 years ago at 5:31 pmBeer always goes in the left hand so you don’t have wet hands when you shake a man’s hand.
10 years ago at 6:59 pmone would think this was common knowledge
10 years ago at 5:01 pmOkay #7 sounds creepy/rapey
10 years ago at 7:22 pmOh look, the things that I already saw today on twitter.
10 years ago at 8:08 pm#5 made me cringe it’s so overused
10 years ago at 9:11 pmWhy else would i need to cook something i don’t grill, thats what women are for
10 years ago at 7:02 pm