Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Patrick Kane taking the Stanley Cup to a Jimmy Buffett concert. #TFM
2. Having friends in low places to get you into trouble and friends in high places to get you out of it. #TFM
3. Convincing Mom that your fraternity is “academically focused.” #TFM
4. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” #TFM
5. Ricky Bobby living his entire life based on something his father said while under the influence. #TFM
6. Running layup lines before an IM basketball game. #TFM
7. Getting slightly more competitive and way more patriotic when USA plays Germany in anything. #TFM
8. Telling the bouncer “now you’re just splitting hairs” when he denies your ID that looks absolutely nothing like you. #TFM
9. Prank calling the hazing hotline. #TFM
10. Alcohol giving you the ability to speak in cursive. #TFM
Stop posting these
9 years ago at 3:48 pmNot enough good submissions that you had to use the same line for 3 and 4. Maybe a clue to shut this series down…
9 years ago at 3:49 pmDamnit intern! You can’t even have a seperate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.
9 years ago at 3:49 pmI like how he edited it after you point out his fuck up.
9 years ago at 4:39 pmDamnit intern! You can’t even have a seprate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.
9 years ago at 3:50 pmHow does one delete a comment. I made an intern-like mistake and posted multiple… *facepalm*
9 years ago at 3:53 pmjust dont comment anymore. ever.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmDamnit intern! You can’t even have a separate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.
9 years ago at 3:50 pmFuck you intern. Just when I thought i’d get lucky and not have to read some stupid shit you post, this shit?
9 years ago at 3:50 pmI can honestly say I haven’t wanted to rip somebody’s esophagus out more then you intern.
9 years ago at 3:50 pmPrank calling the hazing hotline elicited a chuckle. On another note, do y’all not proofread the articles at least once before posting?
9 years ago at 3:55 pmWhy is this a thing
9 years ago at 4:55 pmWhy do we have this and not our forums? Get on it, intern.
9 years ago at 12:11 am