Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Patrick Kane taking the Stanley Cup to a Jimmy Buffett concert. #TFM

2. Having friends in low places to get you into trouble and friends in high places to get you out of it. #TFM

3. Convincing Mom that your fraternity is “academically focused.” #TFM

4. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” #TFM

5. Ricky Bobby living his entire life based on something his father said while under the influence. #TFM

6. Running layup lines before an IM basketball game. #TFM

7. Getting slightly more competitive and way more patriotic when USA plays Germany in anything. #TFM

8. Telling the bouncer “now you’re just splitting hairs” when he denies your ID that looks absolutely nothing like you. #TFM

9. Prank calling the hazing hotline. #TFM

10. Alcohol giving you the ability to speak in cursive. #TFM

Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM

  1. DiscoDusty_1855

    Not enough good submissions that you had to use the same line for 3 and 4. Maybe a clue to shut this series down…

    9 years ago at 3:49 pm
  2. Brotein Shake

    Damnit intern! You can’t even have a seperate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.

    9 years ago at 3:49 pm
  3. Brotein Shake

    Damnit intern! You can’t even have a seprate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.

    9 years ago at 3:50 pm
    1. Brotein Shake

      How does one delete a comment. I made an intern-like mistake and posted multiple… *facepalm*

      9 years ago at 3:53 pm
  4. Brotein Shake

    Damnit intern! You can’t even have a separate #3 & #4. I’ll bet you still wear a helmet and lick the windows on the bus.

    9 years ago at 3:50 pm
  5. LiquorPussy

    Fuck you intern. Just when I thought i’d get lucky and not have to read some stupid shit you post, this shit?

    9 years ago at 3:50 pm
  6. Turn_tha_lock

    I can honestly say I haven’t wanted to rip somebody’s esophagus out more then you intern.

    9 years ago at 3:50 pm
  7. ChiefChampSport

    Prank calling the hazing hotline elicited a chuckle. On another note, do y’all not proofread the articles at least once before posting?

    9 years ago at 3:55 pm