Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.
1. Patrick Kane taking the Stanley Cup to a Jimmy Buffett concert. #TFM
2. Having friends in low places to get you into trouble and friends in high places to get you out of it. #TFM
3. Convincing Mom that your fraternity is “academically focused.” #TFM
4. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” #TFM
5. Ricky Bobby living his entire life based on something his father said while under the influence. #TFM
6. Running layup lines before an IM basketball game. #TFM
7. Getting slightly more competitive and way more patriotic when USA plays Germany in anything. #TFM
8. Telling the bouncer “now you’re just splitting hairs” when he denies your ID that looks absolutely nothing like you. #TFM
9. Prank calling the hazing hotline. #TFM
10. Alcohol giving you the ability to speak in cursive. #TFM
One would think that after dozens of these have been posted and nothing but insults and critiques have occurred, that one would stop…but I guess that type of logic is hard to come by these days
10 years ago at 10:40 am