Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.
1. Slampiece wanted to be Facebook official so I listed her as an Activity. #TFM
2. Giving him a handshake that says you were raised right, and eye contact that says you do weird stuff with his daughter. #TFM
3. Going to put a flask in your pocket and finding a flask. #TFM
4. Insisting that something you’ve never done “works every time.” #TFM
5. I’m not sexist. Being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women. #TFM
6. The Dude’s first concern being to protect his drink when being shoved into a car. #TFM
7. Not adding your risk manager to the group text. #TFM
8. Asking your recently divorced female professor if you can take the final orally. #TFM
9. Showing an amount of man thigh that makes people around you uncomfortable. #TFM
10. The North vs South debate is getting old. We all frat hard and we’re all superior to geeds. #TFM
2/10 for substance, 0/10 for effort, intern eat a giant bag of dicks
9 years ago at 10:41 amThis seemed more like a fail Friday teaser
9 years ago at 8:25 am