Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.
1. I passed up a 6 figure salary for much less. A suit for a uniform. A company car for a fighter jet. #TFM
2. The bar owner loving you and the door guy hating you. #TFM
3. Acquiring a house t-shirt cannon. #TFM
4. Giving the ladies what they want, just not as long as they would like. #TFM
5. John McCain surviving 5 years of hazing in a Vietnamese POW camp and refusing to leave without his pledge brothers. #TFM
6. Being very comfortable in clothing that makes others very uncomfortable. #TFM
7. Downing the mystery booze in your flask before refilling it. #TFM
8. The couch in the common area that everyone knows not to sit on. #TFM
9. Boone justifying not missing the toga party by explaining, “It’s a fraternity party. I’m in the fraternity. How can I miss it?” #TFM
10. Knowing there are two open bathrooms, but pissing off the balcony instead. #TFM
Besides J train today’s articles were a steaming deuce
10 years ago at 4:26 pmFuck you intern.
10 years ago at 4:26 pmYes intern I read the wall. Your mother is also on the wall.
10 years ago at 4:36 pmI like you more than Steve Holt, intern.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmCreating midgets on accident when you start banging all the hot Frelves. TFM
10 years ago at 5:16 pmWouldn’t it be easier to only post the “Top TFMs” to the site to begin with, instead of plastering The Wall with shit and using a column to remind us what stuck?
10 years ago at 5:51 pmThe 1st one
10 years ago at 10:55 pm