Top TFMs of the Day

TFM Intern10 years ago

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. “It is proper for Greeks to rule non-Greeks.” -Aristotle. #TFM

2. Coming home from a beach trip and not having a single photo you can show your family members. #TFM

3. Exercising the right to bear arms more than actually exercising. #TFM

4. Billy Madison assuming he will get his dad’s company while drinking and partying his way through life. #TFM

5. The pledges are doing a bonding exercise in a dark room. 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle with nothing but a strobe light in the corner. #TFM

6. In your Tinder bio, telling girls to swipe in the direction of their political leanings. #TFM

7. The professor immediately regretting allowing you to speak in class. #TFM

8. Living in a mansion, but with the health standards of a third-world country. #TFM

9. Telling people your sports career was tragically cut short by a knee injury, when in reality it was poor work ethic and moderate alcoholism. #TFM

10. Slamming like it’s the ’60s, getting high like the ’70s, dressing like the ’80s, making money like the ’90s and drinking like it’s the end of the world. #TFM

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