Top TFMs of the Day
We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.
1. Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I don’t care if she has one. #TFM
2. Becoming an expert on any topic after a few beers. #TFM
3. Wasting away again in Margaritaville. #TFM
4. Doing drugs without looking like you do drugs. #TFM
5. The business world combined “slampiece” and “pledge” and called it “secretary.” #TFM
6. Owning more Hawaiian shirts than you should for living in the Midwest. #TFM
7. Having the “maybe you took things too far this time” meeting with your chapter president. #TFM
8. Your first instinct in any physical mishap being to protect your beer. #TFM
9. There’s nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer. #TFM
10. Letting slams find out about other slams so they compete and step up their game. Bedroom Capitalism. #TFM
Cool, man
9 years ago at 4:07 pmI think the intern has a go-to “top TFM” bank so he has more time to drink and do rails of coke throughout the day, rather than actually look for TFM’s.
9 years ago at 12:48 am